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A Solo Train Robbing Adventure

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Solo A Star Wars Story has a train robbery on the planet Vandor to steal Coaxium from the Empire as a major plot of the film.  The crime of train robbing had its heyday in a time long ago in U.S. states and territories. Unexpectedly, the punishments for train robbing in the United States and the Empire would be extremely similar, expect Beckett’s Bandits would at least get a trial in the US.

The Crime of Train Robbing 

Laws are not enacted proactively. The “train robbing” statutes of the late 19th Century were born out of specific events in the “Old West,” such as the Union Pacific Big Springs Robbery of 1877 or the crimes of Jesse James.  The state of Missouri declared train robbing as a felony punishable by death or imprisonment in 1895. The law stated:

Any person who shall place upon any railroad track any obstruction or explosive substance, or shall remove, displace or injure any rail, tie, switch, frog, bridge or trestle, with the design of robbing any person, passenger, employee, agent or company on any railway train, engine, tender, car, or coach, on any railway in this state, or who shall in any way stop, detain, or arrest the progress of any such train, car, engine, tender or coach with the intent to commit robbery thereon, or having in any way entered any car, coach, tender, engine, express car, mail car, or other apartment of any such train, shall there rob any person or persons, employee, passenger or agent, or any express company or mail pouch or car, of any money or valuable thing, whatsoever, either the property of such person, agent, passenger or employee, or the property of another in his care or custody, shall be guilty of a felony, and on conviction shall be punished by death, or confinement in the penitentiary for a term of not less than ten years.

State v. Kennedy, 154 Mo. 268, 281-82, (1900), citing Laws 1895, p. 160

The Defendant, ironically named John F. Kennedy, and his co-conspirators forcibly entered a train car, threatened a train employee to leave the mail car, and cut the train cars free of the engine. The robbers moved the train a quarter of a mile and blew up a safe in front of the employee to steal $1,000 (approximately $29888.58 in 2017 adjusted for inflation). Kennedy, at *283.

The Defendant challenged the train robbing charges, claiming the element that the robbery was committed “in the presence, and against the will and by violence, or putting the agent in fear of immediate injury to his person” was not met, because the train employees were not threatened with fear. Id. The Court rejected this argument, because it is unnecessary to prove actual fear when the crime is done violently and against someone’s will, the law will presume fear. Kennedy, at *284. As the crime was a series of events that ended with explosives used on the safe, all the elements of the crime were met.

Train Robbery Was Punishable By Death

The Territory of New Mexico had a similar train robbing law to Missouri that stated:

If any person or persons shall willfully and maliciously make any assault upon any railroad train, railroad cars, or railroad locomotive within this Territory, for the purpose and with the intent to commit murder, robbery, or any other felony upon or against any passenger on said train or cars, or upon or against any engineer, conductor, fireman, brakeman, or any officer or employee connected with said locomotive, train or cars, or upon or against any express messenger, or mail agent on said train, or in any of the cars thereof, on conviction thereof shall be deemed guilty of a felony and shall suffer the punishment of death.

Terr. of N.M. v. Ketchum, 1901-NMSC-006, ¶ 1, 10 N.M. 718, 718, citing 1151 of the Compiled Laws of 1897.

The Defendant in New Mexico challenged the death penalty for train robbing as a violation against the prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment. The Court rejected the challenge and upheld the death sentence with the following logic:

Trains are robbed by armed bands of desperate men, determined upon the accomplishment of their purpose, and nothing will prevent the consummation of their design, not even the necessity to take human life. They commence their operations by over-powering the engineer and fireman. They run the train to some suitable locality. They prevent the interference of any person on the train by intimidation or by the use of deadly weapons and go so far as to take human life in so preventing that interference. They prevent any person from leaving the train for the purpose of placing danger signals upon the track to prevent collisions with other trains, thus willfully and deliberately endangering the life of every passenger on board. If the express messenger or train crew resist their attack upon the cars, they promptly kill them. In this and many other ways they display their utter disregard of human life and property, and show that they are outlaws of the most desperate and dangerous character.

Terr. of N.M. v. Ketchum, ¶ 14.

Judge Frank A. Parker clearly saw the evils of train robbing.

Got to Be Better Ways to Make Money 

Tobias Beckett, Val, Rio Durant, Han Solo, and Chewbacca, all participated in the conspiracy to steal Coaxium from the Imperial train on Vandor. Applying the law of Missouri or the Territory of New Mexico, virtually every scenario contemplated in both codea was violated. Val set explosives on the tracks on a bridge for the train, which would violate the elements of causing an injury to “any rail, tie, switch, frog, bridge or trestle.” The purpose of destroying the railway bridge was to steal one of the train cars by airlifting it off the tracks after cutting it away from the other train cars. These acts were in furtherance of stealing the Coaxium for the Crimson Dawn crime lord Dryden Vos. Furthermore, Imperial Range Troopers were engaged during the train robbery with multiple fatalities. While no one should root for the Empire, the train robbery was not part of a military operation by the Rebellion, but a criminal conspiracy for profit.

All of the actions by Beckett’s crew were the reasons anti-train robbing legislation was passed in the 19th Century. While the train appeared operated automatically with just Ranger Troopers to protect the cargo, there was a shootout with deaths and destruction of the bridge and train. While there is a strong argument that a modern court would not impose the death sentence on a crime without fatalities, that argument is lost once someone dies. 

A defense attorney would have a difficult time defending Beckett’s gang, because arguing it was necessary to rob a train in order to avoid crime lords sending bounty hunters to kill you, begs the question that the underlying action was already a crime. While there could be a interesting question on whether Han had a defense to join Beckett to escape the Empire’s war crimes on Mimban, the issue is legally muddy at best. 

The Law of Star Wars at Escape Velocity

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Tomorrow, I get to present on the Law of Star Wars at Escape Velocity, a high-tech and science fiction convention in Washington, D.C. My co-presenters are Prof. Mark Lemley, attorney Nari Ely, and Charles Hildebrandt (who works for the Museum of Science Fiction – my new dream job!). I obviously love talking about the legal issues in the Star Wars universe, but I’m really looking forward to tomorrow’s panel because of how much fun these geeks had last year.

At Escape Velocity 2017, my three co-presenters (and another attorney) covered the legal issues in Star Trek. The panel ended with Klingons arrested the lawyers! Of course, the Klingons had to read them their rights, so attendees were treated to the Miranda Rights as given in the Klingon language. Only problem – Klingons don’t have lawyers so there was no Klingon word for lawyer. Fortunately, Marc Okrand, who invented the Klingon language, was also a guest at Escape Velocity. So he created a Klingon word for lawyer: chut qeSwI’ (literal translation: “law adviser”)!

We probably won’t be creating any new words this year but I can assure you that we will still have a great time. So come check us out at Escape Velocity tomorrow at two. See you soon!

Enforceability of Life Debts

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Chewbacca: the Wookiee; the Myth; the Legend. He is the ultimate wingman. Loyal, wise, and damn huggable. Chewbacca was with Han Solo because Chewie owed Han a “life debt.” A life debt was a social custom that stated that if someone had saved a person’s life, then that person owed the one who had saved him or her something in return. Wookieepedia, Life Debt.

Courts would have an extremely difficult time enforcing a “life debt” as a contractual obligation. Contracts require terms with “reasonable certainty.” Restat 2d of Contracts, § 33(1) (2nd 1981). Contracts that had indefiniteness were considered fatal defects in earlier times. See, John Edward Murray, Jr, Murray on Contracts, Third Edition, Copyright 1990, § 38, page 83. Case law includes examples where someone promised to pay “a fair share” of their profits or where a lumberman agreed to provide logs in quantities deemed “reasonable and economical.” Murray, citing Varney v Ditmars, 217 N.Y. 223 (1916) and Smith v Chickamauga Cedar Co., 263 Ala. 245 (1955).

Modern courts have stated the “law leans against the destruction of contracts for uncertainty” and prefer finding agreements are “sufficiently definite.” Murray, citing In re Sing Chong Co., 1 Haw. App. 236, 239 (1980). However, an agreement to “care for a person” was found to fail for indefiniteness. Murray, citing Almeida v. Almeida, 4 Haw. App. 513 (1983).

The test for whether a contract survives indefiniteness is whether the “terms of a contract are reasonably certain if they provide a basis for determining the existence of a breach and for giving an appropriate remedy.”Restat 2d of Contracts, § 33(2) (2nd 1981).

A life debt potentially can be for an indefinite amount of time, possibly even decades, in order for the debt to be “repaid.” Moreover, Han and Chewbacca going on a series of adventures together (arguably in a partnership with fiduciary duties to each other), lack reasonably certain terms for the scope and duration of the life debt. Chewbacca’s life debt to Han Solo likely would fail for indefiniteness as a contract to “care for a person.” However, a sound legal strategy in cases involving Chewbacca is to let the Wookiee win.

Royal Captive: The Legality of Princess Leia’s Imprisonment

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Happy Star Wars Day to all! Today marks the day Star Wars fans are bound by Imperial decree to shove aside all other adult responsibilities to instead focus on the galaxy far, far away. To mark the occasion, we’ll be taking up the case of Princess Leia’s imprisonment in A New Hope.

As the movie begins, we catch up with Princess Leia on her terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. After narrowly escaping from the Battle of Scarif, Leia’s mission to bring both the Death Star plans and Obi-Wan back to the Rebellion is cut short by her crazed Sith Lord father. After Vader’s Star Destroyer nearly turns her ship into Swiss cheese, Leia is taken captive and imprisoned on the Death Star.

Rebel scum and sympathizers alike have decried Leia’s treatment at the hands of the Empire, but did the Empire really owe her any protections under international law?

Deleted scene dialogue: “Whatever, dad, like I have to listen to anything you say. Bail and Breha said there’s not a snowball’s chance on Mustafar you’re ever getting custody of me, so don’t try to boss me around.”

Leia is often described as being a “prisoner of war,” or POW, while aboard the Death Star. The logic behind it is pretty straightforward: The Rebel Alliance is at war with the Empire; Leia is a part of the Rebel Alliance and gets captured, which means she’s a POW. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Not so fast, flyboy.

“Prisoner of war” isn’t a blanket term used to describe any enemy fighter who gets captured. On real world battlefields, “POW” is a complex designation that carries a lot of legal significance.

Historically, you were in deep bantha poodoo if you got captured during war. Prisoners had no legal protections and became the property of the victor. They could be killed, sold, or even forced to serve drinks on Jabba’s sail barge in humiliating fashion. The progress towards granting legal protections for POWs advanced about as slowly as a rusty Sandcrawler, even in the United States. During the American Civil War, POWs from both sides suffered untold horrors at the hands of their captors, with 26,486 Southerners and 22,576 Notherners dying in POW camps.

Even nearly 80 years later during World War II the law still had not evolved to fully protect POWs. Prisoners of the Japanese were often subjected to infamously heinous treatment. To the Japanese, the concept of humane treatment of POWs was a foreign one, as they viewed surrendering Soldiers as traitors and a disgrace.

I pity the fool who captures Anakin and then tries to tell him that he’s legally a slave again.

It wasn’t until after World War II that international law finally developed a more robust set of protections for POWs. Under the Geneva Conventions of 1949, POWs were entitled to a host of protections, including humane treatment, protection from violence and intimidation, and medical care, to name just a few. Additionally, POWs are generally considered legally immune for their per-capture acts of war (e.g. killing or destroying military equipment). POWs are also protected from torture, coercion, and threats during interrogation.

But those sweeping protections come with a Death Star sized asterisk: They don’t apply to just any ole’ person captured on the battlefield. The POW status is only available to certain persons on the battlefield in certain types of armed conflict. If that sounds like a confusing set of legal hurdles, that’s because it absolutely is. But to make things simple, we’ll presume that it’s possible for Rebels to qualify as POWs.

“But with the blast shield down, I can’t see any of the other potential legal issues!”

Since not everyone captured on the battlefield is considered a POW, Leia’s fate hinges on how she is classified. Grand Moff Tarkin would scoff at the very idea of affording any sort of protection to the traitorous Princess of Alderaan. Tarkin would coolly point out that Leia’s thin veneer as an innocent politician hid her true status as a high-ranking Rebel spy.

Under both Article 29 of the Hague Convention and Additional Protocol I to the Geneva Conventions, spies are not entitled to POW status. The Geneva Conventions and the U.S. Army Law of Warfare Field Manual 27-10 define espionage as “acting clandestinely (or on false pretenses) to obtain information for transmission back to friendly territory.”

But on the other side of the scale, Leia’s dual role might serve her well. Under international law, belligerent diplomats are afforded POW protections (that phrase should immediately conjure images of Padme blasting waves of droids on Geonosis). To qualify for the truly awesome title of “belligerent diplomat,” you have to both hold a political office and be a member of an armed force.

At first blush, Leia seems to be the dictionary definition of a belligerent diplomat (AKA an aggressive negotiator). After all, she’s the youngest elected Imperial Senator and a rising political star in the galaxy. Leia has also been intimately involved with the Rebellion since its earliest days. Even though she is careful to hide her involvement with the group, there is little doubt that Leia is a member of the Rebel Alliance’s armed forces by the time of A New Hope, having just accompanied the Rebel fleet to Scarif in its single largest military strike.

Nothing to see here. Just a diplomatic ship flying casually over the bustling metropolis of Tatooine. We definitely weren’t the same ship you saw blasting away from Scarif 30 minutes ago.

Given how Rogue One ended, Leia’s claim that she was on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan might seem like a ridiculous lie born of pure desperation. However, Leia is no fool. While her lie might have been a long shot, her words were carefully chosen and incredibly selfless given their legal significance.

As stormtroopers marched her in front of Vader, Leia faced a terrible choice. On one hand, she could admit to being part of the Rebel Alliance. She could have then demanded POW status as a belligerent diplomat. She would have still been imprisoned, but her personal safety would have been guaranteed under the legal protections afforded to POWs.

But Leia fully realized that securing her own safety would in turn risk the lives of countless others. Had she openly admitted to being a Rebel, the Empire would have had damning proof that Alderaan was intertwined with the Rebellion at the highest levels of its government. If Leia–a member of House Organa and the daughter of two of Alderaan’s highest officials–admitted to being a Rebel, the Emperor could easily declare the entire planet as traitors to the Empire. Leia knew that if she handed Palpatine that kind of smoking gun, he could justify any number of hostile actions against Alderaan, from a blockade to a full occupation force.

Instead, Leia chose to gamble with her own life. By playing up the thin façade that she was an innocent diplomat, Leia risked being branded as a spy. In the real world, the Geneva Conventions offer no protection for acts of espionage and spies may be tried under the laws of the capturing nation. Given the Empire’s distaste for Rebels, that likely meant a swift execution. Leia absolutely knew that risk as she stepped in front of Vader.

Leia also undoubtedly realized that getting caught ferrying the Death Star plans under the cover of a diplomatic mission would be the literal textbook definition of espionage. As Leia sent R2-D2 off to the escape pods, Leia had no illusions about her fate. She made no plea for Obi-Wan to come rescue her and had no plans to avail herself of POW protections, given the dear price Alderaan would likely pay as a result.

Leia therefore lied to Vader’s face not because she honestly thought he would buy it, but because it was part of her last full measure to protect her people and the Rebellion.

In the end, Leia didn’t peddle some silly pointless lie after being captured; her words were carefully chosen and had serious legal significance and consequence for her. While Vader and the rest of the Imperials were playing checkers, Leia was playing chess (or Dejarik, if we’re staying in-universe with all references) by using the law of war to protect the Alderaanian people and to help the Rebellion fight another day.

Star Wars Law at Nerd Nite Bethlehem!

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The Legal Geeks recently invaded Nerd Nite in Bethlehem, PA.  Check out my entire talk on Star Wars & the law below!

A World of WonderCon

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WonderCon 2018 was one of the best cons I have attended since we started The Legal Geeks. The show was very well run, from applying for panels, to registering speakers, and attending the show. The show had excellent panels, a large and well-stocked exhibit hall, and a great sense of fan community.

We had two panels on Friday night: A Star Wars Mock Trial and Lawyers vs Kaiju. Between our panelists and guests, a total of 31 people attended under our flag. I was glad we could provide many geeks the opportunity to go.

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Star Wars Mock Trial: Can R2-D2 and C-3PO Sue the Cantina for Discrimination?

Our mock trial was based on the scene in the original Star Wars where the Droids were denied entry into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Plaintiffs sought a mandatory injunction under California law that would require the Cantina to stay open and serve Droids during the pendency of the case. This is a challenging argument, because mandatory injunctions require a change to the status quo, thus are extremely difficult to obtain. The procedural setting for the case was a hearing on a motion for disputed facts for the injunction, which allowed both sides to call witnesses.

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The core issue for the Droids was whether they are “persons” under the law and a protected class. Public accommodation laws do not allow for restaurants or bars to deny service to anyone based on their sex, race, color, religion, ancestry, national origin, disability, medical condition, genetic information, marital status, sexual orientation, citizenship, primary language, or immigration status. However, artificial life is not listed in the Unruh Act. This was the crux of the case for the Plaintiffs, to prove Droids are “persons” under the law.

Keri Bean from NASA JPL was a court appointed neutral expert who testified as a fictionalized character who was a Mission Operations Engineer at the Mon Cala Propulsion Laboratory. Keri built her own R2-D2 with her husband and is a member of the R2 Builders Club. The Droid was on hand for the hearing.

A few minutes before we began our mock trial.

Ian Gregory Cook is the Commander of the Rebel Legion Sunrider Base, one of the very active Star Wars costume clubs in Southern California. Ian played the role of the Bartender Wuher. Ian’s witness statement was developed from Chuck Wendig’s “We Don’t Serve Their Kind Here,” chapter in From a Certain Point of View. Ian nailed the role and succeeded in portraying Wuher as being sympathetic from the death of his parents by Droids during the Clone Wars.

The mock trial was a reminder how much people love Star Wars. We filled the room for the hearing. It was also validation that people care about the “law” and how lawyers will fight for the rights of others. Below you can listen to the audio from the mock trial.

Lawyers vs Kaiju

I grew up watching Kaiju movies. I fondly remember watching Gamera vs Gyaos as a kid. Still a little haunted by the final scenes in Son of Kong. It was a joy to have a panel where attorneys could take a deep dive into who pays for Acts of Godzilla.

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Matt Weinhold from Monster Party moderated our panel. Matt is an old friend from when my family owned Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale. The panelists included Monte Cooper, who is the grandnephew of Merian C. Cooper, the creator of King Kong; Megan Hitchcock, Esq., trial counsel for Esurance; and Jeraline Singh Edwards, Esq. We had a rocking good time weighing on whether Kong was an Endangered Species, if Gamera had a duty to save children, and if the President would need Congressional approval under the War Powers Act to aid Japan in fighting Godzilla. Below you can view the slides and listen to the audio from the Kaiju panel.

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The Stand Out Panels 

There were many talented and entertaining panels at WonderCon. One lesson from law school on jury memory retention is that jurors forget 2/3 of what they hear. What they do remember is usually wrong. However, memory retention goes up to 80% if the spoken word is coupled with a demonstrative exhibit. This holds true for panels at cons, because the best way to show a visual medium is to leverage the lessons of visual learning to make an impact on attendees.

Julia Lewald of the X-Men Animated series.

The X-Men Animated Series 25th Anniversary panel did an astonishing job with visual graphics. The panel began with the opening of the original cartoon. The slides and images were used to highlight the message of each speaker. For example, the director had worked in over 200 cameos of other Marvel characters over the life of the show. A single slide was used with six images of those cameos as the director explained how he worked them in for approval. They also included images of each character with the headshot of the voice actor. The end result was…uncanny.

The other panel that used images very successfully was Jack Kirby’s Centennial Artwork Extravaganza. Pages of original artwork silently played while the panel discussed the legacy of Jack Kirby. The Iron Giant Anniversary panel also made great use of imagery, including a sizzle real of the artist’s graphic novel Silver.

Lost in Space Preview 

Netflix’s first episode of Lost in Space was out of this world. Great effects, twists, and complex family dynamics. The first episode has multiple legal issues to explore, which we will cover when the show officially goes live on April 13, 2018. Highly recommend everyone watch the first episode, as they have made something very new while capturing the charm of the original series.

A World of Wonder

WonderCon is now one of my favorite shows. We greatly appreciated the opportunity to present and were humbled by the number of people who attended our panels. I was even stopped by a young man dressed as a Death Eater, who asked if he could take his photo with me. He had seen us before at San Diego Comic Fest. I am glad we are making the law accessible and fun for others.

Popular Tatooine Cantina Hit by Lawsuit from Droids

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By Suralinda Javos, Outer Rim Bureau Reporter

MOS EISLEY, March 21 – Chalmun’s Cantina, a popular Tatooine watering hole known for serving weary spacefarers and scoundrels alike, has been hit with a major lawsuit in Galactic Federal court. The civil suit was filed jointly by R2-D2, an Industrial Automation R2 astromech unit and C-3PO, a Cybot Galactica 3PO unit.

The droids allege that the Cantina threw them out as they entered the bar with their humanoid companions. Attorneys Christine Peek and Megan Hitchcock of the Corellian Firm Organa, Dodonna, & Ackbar, LLP are representing the droids. After filing the suit, both attorneys publically decried the actions of the Cantina. Speaking to a small crowd gathered outside of the Mos Eisley Galactic Federal courthouse, Attorney Peek declared, “We are honored to represent Artoo and Threepio in this matter and look forward to getting our clients and all droids the justice they deserve—the right to be served just like any other being.”

The Cantina has retained Attorneys Steve Chu and Thomas Harper of the mega Coruscant law firm Palpatine, Vader, and Valorum, P.C. to defend it against the suit. Their firm recently made galactic headlines after defending the Empire against a bevy of lawsuits stemming from the Jedha mining disaster. When reached for comment about the suit, Attorney Chu stated, “These two globs of grease have clearly short circuited. Our firm looks forward to vindicating the Cantina’s interest in serving the patrons of its choice—namely sentient customers who can actually pay for and consume a frosty mug of Jawa Juice.”

The case is of major interest to droid rights advocates, who have long rallied against what they describe as patently unfair and unequal treatment of droids across the galaxy. Similarly, a wide variety of galactic business associations are also closely watching the case, which could lead to monumental changes in business practices.

Kier Beam, a renowned galactic droid expert, will testify on behalf of the plaintiff droids, while bartender Wuher, will testify for the Cantina. The case will be heard before the Galactic Federal Judge Stacie Beckerman, who has docketed the case for March 23, 2018 at 5:00p.m. in courtroom 207.

Coming to WonderCon 2018? Join The Legal Geeks as we present the mock trial of R2-D2 & C-3PO v. The Cantina! The mock trial will be held on Friday, March 23rd at 5:00p.m. in Room 207 at the Anaheim Convention Center. Attorneys will argue their respective cases before a real judge as the fate of the droids hangs in the balance. Droid lovers and haters are all welcome!