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Disbarring Henry Parish

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Henry Parish on Sleepy Hollow is a bad lawyer. Not a bad lawyer in being incompetent to practice law, but bad in that he had a client unknowingly sign over his soul in blood, mailed crushed bone to turn a Marine into a Wendigo that fed on Marines and civilians, and working for a demon to bring about the Apocalypse. All or these actions demonstrate a total failing of having the “moral character” necessary to practice law.

Disbar-SleepyHollowThere has been no evidence that Henry Parish actually passed the Bar Exam in New York. However, we have seen that Parish has at least two clients held in a mental hospital. This implies either Parish a lawfully licensed attorney or practicing without a license.

Henry Parish has committed enough acts to warrant disbarment if he is an attorney. Will disbarment be enough to stop the end of the world? One only needs to see that Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion that there is more than one way to bring down a criminal enterprise specializing in domestic terrorism.

As one New York Judge said in 1908: An attorney is disbarred not only to rid the profession of an unworthy practitioner, but to warn other members of the profession. In re Clark (1908) 128 App Div 348, 112 NYS 777 (Emphasis added).

Henry Parish fraudulently having Frank Irving sign his soul over in blood would create a conflict of interest between lawyer and client, violating NY CLS Jud Appx R 1.7(a)(2), thus warranting disbarment for fraud in the representation of Frank Irving. This also would be an unlawful fee agreement to take a client’s soul.

New York law states that any attorney who is convicted of a felony shall cease to be an attorney or competent to practice law. NY CLS Jud § 90(4).

Henry Parish’s actions of mailing Joe Corbin crushed bone to turn Corbin into a murderous Wendigo would violate Federal law on mailing poisons and New York law for murder.

Federal law states that anyone who mails poison, hazardous materials, disease germs, and “and all other natural or artificial articles, compositions, or material which may kill or injure another,” are “nonmailable” items and that sending such items is punishable by up to 20 years imprisonment if done with the intent to kill or harm another. 18 USCS § 1716(a) and (j)(2).

New York has recognized you can murder someone by mail for over a century. People v. Molineux, 26 Misc. 589, 589-590(N.Y. County Ct.1899).

Parish could be convicted for mailing a hazardous substance to a US serviceman overseas with the intent to kill others, by turning Joe Corbin into a flesh-eating demon. These actions would violate the prohibition from mailing dangerous substances with the intent to kill. Furthermore, turning Corbin into a Wendigo, whose transformation was triggered by blood, would make Parish at least responsible for second-degree murder for the indiscriminate killing of people in New York by the Wendigo. Upon conviction, Parish would be immediately disbarred.

She-Hulk and Daredevil Do Not Know California Trial Procedure

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She-Hulk #9 is a courtroom drama with Daredevil facing off against She-Hulk in Los Angeles Superior Court over the wrongful death case of Sam Fogler in 1940, as accused by Sam Fogler’s brother Harold Fogler on his death bed in 2014.

Matt “Daredevil” Murdock would have to prove that Steve Rogers’s actions in 1940 were “wrongful acts” or “negligent” in causing the gunman to murder Sam Fogler under Cal Code Civ Proc § 377.60.

Problem: All of the trial advocacy and rules for Dying Declarations are wrong.

The story begins with Matt Murdock giving his opening statement for the Plaintiff. Opening statements are where lawyers provide a road map of what evidence they will present that supports their case. Daredevil_CivilProcedure_0372

Murdock called a witness DURING his opening statement to give testimony. This is simply wrong. The California Rules of Civil Procedure define the order of trial proceedings as follows:

When the jury has been sworn, the trial must proceed in the following order, unless the court, for special reasons otherwise directs:

  1. The plaintiff may state the issue and his case;
  2. The defendant may then state his defense, if he so wishes, or wait until after plaintiff has produced his evidence;
  3. The plaintiff must then produce the evidence on his part;
  4. The defendant may then open his defense, if he has not done so previously;
  5. The defendant may then produce the evidence on his part;
  6. The parties may then respectively offer rebutting evidence only, unless the court, for good reason, in furtherance of justice, permit them to offer evidence upon their original case;
  7. When the evidence is concluded, unless the case is submitted to the jury on either side or on both sides without argument, the plaintiff must commence and may conclude the argument;
  8. If several defendants having separate defenses, appear by different counsel, the court must determine their relative order in the evidence and argument;
  9. The court may then charge the jury.

Cal Code Civ Proc § 607

Murdock could not call a witness during his opening statement. That is just not how a trial is conducted.

The witness offering testimony during the Plaintiff’s opening statement was a police officer who heard the dying words of the grandfather of the Plaintiffs. The police officer recounted the dying man’s story, blaming Steve Rodgers for the death of the decedent’s brother in 1940. The “death bed” story did not include any quotes from Steve Rogers, but claimed that the cause for the gunman shooting Sam Fogler was because Rogers would not stop talking after being threatened by the gunman.

SheHulk_Dying_Declarations None of that testimony would be admissible, because it is hearsay without a valid exception to the Hearsay rule.

Hearsay is “a statement that was made other than by a witness while testifying at the hearing and that is offered to prove the truth of the matter stated.” Cal Evid Code § 1200(a). Hearsay is not admissible, unless there is a valid exception to the Hearsay rule. Cal Evid Code § 1200(b).

The story recognized that the testimony was hearsay, but misapplied the “Dying Declaration” exception to the Hearsay rule. The Dying Declaration rule states:

Evidence of a statement made by a dying person respecting the cause and circumstances of his death is not made inadmissible by the hearsay rule if the statement was made upon his personal knowledge and under a sense of immediately impending death.

Cal Evid Code § 1242.

The Dying Declaration exception is NOT valid here because Harold Fogler was dying of old age, NOT because of events in November 1940. There is no causal relationship between the decedent’s cause of death and the events of 1940. As such, the Dying Declaration exception is not applicable to the police officer’s already procedurally improper testimony, and should be stricken from the record. This would effectively gut the Plaintiff’s case.

SheHulk_Objection_0377The Plaintiffs also called a police officer to read a police report from 1940. This document technically contains layered hearsay, because the writing itself and the quote in it each require an exception to the Hearsay rule to be admissible.

The police report would be admissible as a business record, provided the following conditions are met:

(a) The writing was made in the regular course of a business;

(b) The writing was made at or near the time of the act, condition, or event;

(c) The custodian or other qualified witness testifies to its identity and the mode of its preparation; and

(d) The sources of information and method and time of preparation were such as to indicate its trustworthiness.

Cal Evid Code § 1271.

The testifying officer was the archivist for the Los Angeles Police Department and could attest to the trustworthiness of the “ancient” document.

Steve Rogers is quoted in the police report stating, “This is all my fault. I could have stopped it.” That quote would be admissible as a party admission, because it was a statement “offered against the declarant in an action to which he is a party in either his individual or representative capacity, regardless of whether the statement was made in his individual or representative capacity.” Cal Evid Code § 1220.

Could Steve Rogers’ 1940 statement be enough to sustain a case for wrongful death under California law? It is difficult to find Rogers’ unknown statements to the gunman as the proximate cause for Sam Fogler being shot by the gunman. Rogers did not fire the gun, which would make his unknown statements highly suspect for establishing liability for the murderous actions of another. There is simply no evidence that Rogers’ conduct was “wrongful” or negligent other than the accusation of a dead man.

The statute of limitations in this case had long since passed in 1942 pursuant to California Code of Civil Procedure section 335.1. The police in 1940 knew of the Sam Fogle’s death and Steve Rogers’ statement. Despite all of that information in 1940, the Los Angeles District Attorney did not press charges. There was no valid excuse for Harold Fogle to do nothing with this information for 70 years. If there had been a case, November of 1940 would have been the time to press criminal charges or start a civil lawsuit by November 1942, at least two years (possibly three) before Captain America was frozen in ice.

Impostors & Amnesty of SHIELD

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Something legally cool happened on Agents of SHIELD: They acknowledged Grant Ward was going to get a trial. Sure, his brother Senator Christian Ward was politically motivated to see Ward tried during an election year, but it was nice to see Ward move out of the basement for trial. Nothing says brotherly love than a well-earned firing squad.

How did we end up discussing a trial? HYDRA broke into a meeting at the United Nations dressed as SHIELD Agents and shot a diplomat with a disintegration weapon.

Great way to start a world war AND commit criminal impersonation.

HYDRA’s Criminal Impersonation

New York defines criminal impersonation in the first degree when someone pretends to be a Federal law enforcement officer, including the full-spectrum of postal inspectors to Coast Guard to ATF. NY CLS Penal § 190.26 and NY CLS CPL § 2.15. The law further states that when someone is wearing a uniform of a Federal law enforcement officer, badge, or other insignia, and acts with intent to induce another to submit to such pretended official authority and commits or attempts to commit a felony while doing so. NY CLS Penal § 190.26.

CriminalImpersonation_NYCAs SHIELD was deemed a terrorist organization and no longer operating as Federal law enforcement, it is legally impossible for HYDRA to commit criminal impersonation in the first degree.

However, cut off one law, two more will takes its place.

The HYDRA could be convicted of criminal impersonation in the second degree, which requires someone pretending to be a representative of an organization with the intent to injure another. NY CLS Penal § 190.25(2).

As HYDRA was masquerading as SHIELD Agents who unlawfully entered the United Nations and committed murder, the requirements of criminal impersonation in the second degree are fully met.

Does SHIELD Now Have Amnesty?

The story ends with Grant Ward being transferred to US custody for prosecution for treason. General Talbot takes additional HYDRA prisoners into custody in Belgium from Agent May. General Talbot goes so far as to offer his respects for the six SHIELD Agents killed in action.

Senator_UnitedNations_LoganActSenator Ward gave a speech at the United Nations about his brother being a traitor. The “tale of two brothers” drove home the point there were good people in SHIELD who did not know there were also HYDRA Agents poisoning the organization.

Does this mean our heroes are going to escape prosecution themselves?

One option is for President Ellis to pardon any SHIELD Agents who were not members of HYDRA. President Andrew Johnson had multiple pardons granting amnesty to Southerners who had committed treason for the Confederacy. All that was initially required was taking an oath to the United States to restore peace and national authority. United States v. Klein, 80 U.S. 128, 140-141 (U.S.1872). There were of course exceptions and a ticked off Congress who did not care for the pardons, given the scope of the war that had been fought against the traitors.

Congress passing a “SHIELD Amnesty Act” for all loyal members of SHIELD is another way to avoid prosecuting Director Coulson and his team. Senator Christian Ward could champion such a bill while zealously seeking his brother’s prosecution for treason by the Department of Justice.

Whichever path they take, it was cool to see Mockingbird wearing a Star Wars shirt. Well played, SHIELD, well played.

HYDRA Tries To Kill a Mockingbird

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As the Cutting Crew once sang, “All for the mockingbird, they broke one by one.” Let’s hope that we see Bobbi Morse continue to break HYDRA operatives in season two of Agents of SHIELD.

HYDRA_9747Bobbi Morse and Jenna Simmons undercover work in HYDRA appeared to be well within the rules for being undercover.

As discussed before in Hailing HYDRA, undercover law enforcement  officers are not supposed to “assume a position as one who leads, directs, manages, or officiates over the direction or goals of an organization” or “cause dissension within an organization or incite unlawful activity by any individual or organization. . . .” Rubin v. City of L.A., 190 Cal. App. 3d 560, 569 (Cal. App. 2d Dist. 1987), citing “Standards and Procedures for the Anti-Terrorist Division.”

Simmons conducted the research on HYDRA’s plans and reported the information to her superiors to stop any unlawful activity. More importantly, Simmons did not appear to ever make a weapon or willfully take the life of an innocent. Correspondingly, Morse positioned herself to take Simmons’ hard drive prior to their escape, depriving HYDRA of any information that Agent Simmons learned during her undercover work.

Now, did anyone else see the humor in Adrianne Palicki’s Mockingbird escaping in an invisible jet?

Uncorking Chilled Terrorism

Tessa_Lab_1039HYDRA added a new level of terrorism in the opening minutes of A Hen in the Wolf House: the targeting of Naval officers from an Anti-HYDRA unit at a wedding with poisoned champagne based on the 084 Obelisk.

Right out of the gate, we see a conspiracy to murder members of the armed forces and civilians with a new bio-weapon of mass destruction. As we further learned in the episode, HYDRA has goals to make the weapon more effective to kill billions.

The “HYDRA Dress White Wedding” was terrorism because of the use of weapons of mass destruction under 18 USCS § 2332a. HYDRA used the alien technology in a conspiracy to kill US citizens, in the United States, that required the use of interstate commerce (in this case, transit of roads and other means to move the weapons potentially across state lines). The chemical itself would be considered a WMD, because chemicals such as anthrax are considered a WMD. Provided that death was almost instant for many, Court could could easily find the weaponized champagne was in fact a “weapon of mass destruction.” Additional charges could be brought for targeting members of the US military and their families.

The fact a new head of HYDRA is planning an extinction level event, we should expect many of the upcoming actions by Director Coulson and his team to be justified by the necessity defense.

The Curse of the Friend Zone

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The phrase “I love you like a brother [or sister]” is one of the most traumatic things a person can hear. Sleepy Hollow drove home the emotional damage of being “friend zoned” with the strange case of Mary Wells, the Weeping Lady.

Weeping_FriendZone_1193There are no cases on point for “friend zoning” someone as a cause of action for emotional distress.

However, in the case of Mary Wells, we learn her jealousy for Crane saying “I love you like a brother loves a sister,” resulted in her confronting Katrina during the Revolutionary War, falling to her death, then becoming an evil spirit that would drown women interested in Ichabod Crane.

Mary’s first victim is Caroline, the nice lady from the Revolutionary War re-enactment who has taken to making shirts for Crane, plus turning butter. Mary attempted to drown Abbie, who Crane is able to rescue, which required Hawley to give Abbie CPR.

Did Hawley have a legal obligation to perform CPR on Abbie? No, there is no duty to rescue, unless there is a special relationship between the parties. Moreover, it is difficult to say a librarian would have had a duty to rescue Abbie from drowning in a magic revenge portal to the river in the library, there could have been a duty to render CPR aid since Abbie technically is a business invitee in the library.

Hawley did not have a legal duty, but his actions to perform CPR would have been protected by the New York Good Samaritan Law. As Courts have explained, “[t]he broad goal of the Good Samaritan Law is to prompt aid by people under no duty to act who otherwise might be dissuaded by the prospect of ordinary tort liability.” Miglino v Bally Total Fitness of Greater N.Y., Inc., 20 N.Y.3d 342, 348 (N.Y.2013).

Now would Crane be responsible for Mary’s murder or Caroline? No, because magical actions of revenge would be a superseding act that is simply not foreseeable for telling someone “I am not that into you.”

Do Not Ask "Do You Like Boys or Girls" in a Job Interview

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Gotham once again teaches a great legal lesson, this time with how to conduct a job interview. Fish Mooney separately interviewed two different female singers to perform in her nightclub. Fish bluntly asked each woman whether they like “boys or girls,” to which both answer “boys.” At that point, Fish asked each woman to “seduce her.”

There are questions you should not ask on a job interview. Sexual orientation is a big one. For example, California law states it is unlawful “for an employer, because of . . . religious creed . . . or sexual orientation of any person . . . to bar or to discharge the person from employment . . . or to discriminate against the person in compensation or in terms, conditions, or privileges of employment.” Erdmann v. Tranquility Inc.,155 F. Supp. 2d 1152, 1159 (N.D. Cal.2001), citing Cal. Gov. Code § 12940.

New York has similar employment prohibitions:

It shall be an unlawful discriminatory practice:

For an employer or licensing agency, because of an individual’s age, race, creed, color, national origin, sexual orientation, military status, sex, disability, predisposing genetic characteristics, marital status, or domestic violence victim status, to refuse to hire or employ or to bar or to discharge from employment such individual or to discriminate against such individual in compensation or in terms, conditions or privileges of employment.

NY CLS Exec § 296(1)(a)

Fish crossed a second interview “no no” in asking each women to seduce her as part of the interview. This easily could be found to be a “quid pro quo,” in that a sexual favor was asked in exchange for employment. This is a form of sexual harassment and is prohibited by law. Both women could demonstrate a claim of “quid pro quo,” because both suffered an adverse job consequence as a result of refusing the unwelcome sexual advances of a supervisor. Reed v. Hunt Corp., 2003 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 20774 (S.D. Ind.Nov. 11, 2003). The “adverse job consequence” each suffered was not only NOT getting the position because of merit, but being asked to fight each other.

It should go without saying that even in a cutthroat job market, no prospective employer can ask job candidates to have a death match.  Moreover, even though this is Gotham, you cannot hire nightclub singers to seduce and kill someone. Questions relating to employment performance are fair game, but you cannot ask job candidates about their sexual orientation and then a seduction demonstration.

Self-Defense & Brainwashing on Agents of SHIELD

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HYDRA_Comply_9432Can Donny Gill claim he acted in self-defense for freezing the Moroccan innkeeper and HYDRA agents? While fear of brainwashing and threats of force would justify self-defense, Gill committed multiple acts of unjustified murder on Agents of SHIELD.

Self-defense requires that a person, “where from the nature of the attack, the assailed person believes, on reasonable grounds, that he is in imminent danger of losing his life or of receiving great bodily harm from his assailant, he is not bound to retreat, but may stand his ground, and, if necessary for his own protection, may take the life of his adversary.” People v. Zuckerman, 56 Cal. App. 2d 366, 374 (Cal. App.1942).

In the opening scenes of Agents of SHIELD, Gill is confronted by the innkeeper who serves him a drink, followed by two HYDRA Agents. The innkeeper made a passing comment that tipped off Gill to possible danger from HYDRA or SHIELD. After which, Gill froze the innkeeper.

The HYDRA Agent that confronted Gill was seated and apparently did not have a weapon drawn or pointed at Gill. The second HYDRA Agent also did not have a weapon drawn. However, Gill almost immediately froze the first HYDRA Agent where he sat at the table. While exiting the area, Gill knocked over the frozen innkeeper, shattering the frozen body.

It is difficult to find the lethal use of force was valid against the innkeeper, because there was no evidence the innkeeper was in anyway a threat to Gill. No weapon was drawn, nor other signs of threatening Gill.

The same can be said for the HYDRA Agent.

The best argument Gill could make was that the brainwashing he experienced was so horrible, he feared for his life to be taken back to such torture. Looking at the CIA brainwashing projects, the Agency funded research in project MKULTRA “to counter perceived Soviet and Chinese advances in brainwashing and interrogation techniques.” The program lasted from the 1953 through the 1960s that included biological and chemical materials in altering human behavior, plus the highly horrific administration of LSD to unknowing test subjects.  CIA v. Sims, 471 U.S. 159, 162-163, footnotes 1 and 2 (U.S.1985) [The FOIA case was brought by my Constitution Law professor at McGeorge, University of the Pacific]. These sort of experiments are now illegal and the prospect of enduring “treatments” more horrible MKULTRA might sway a jury.

Could a jury find that Gill’s brainwashing was so tortuous that a hybrid self-defense and insanity defense could justify his actions (a form of a battered-spouse syndrome due to his torture)? Perhaps, especially given HYDRA’s standing order to kill those who do not join them.

However, the “I Did Not Want to Be Brainwashed by Evil Immortal Nazis” Defense would have trouble with Gill boarding the HYDRA cargo ship to go on a killing spree.

Gill would have an effective insanity defense after his brainwashing was “triggered.” A jury could find that Gill was incapable of knowing or understanding the nature and quality of his act or was incapable of knowing or understanding that his act was morally or legally wrong. 2-3400 CALCRIM 3450. However, his actions prior to having his brainwashing being triggered would be extremely difficult to justify the legal use of force.