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Elsa Bloodstone’s Necessity Defense for Committing Desecration of a Corpse

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In Werewolf by Night, our heroes Elsa Bloodstone and Jack Russell were trapped in the Bloodstone family mausoleum during the hunt of the Man-Thing. In order to escape, Elsa broke open the crypt of her Aunt Francis in order to escape. Were her actions desecration of a corpse and were they legally justified? 

Members of the Bloodstone family were buried in a Westminster family crypt, which is a crypt that can house multiple bodies. “Crazy” Aunt Francis was interned in her crypt since her death in 1922. Elsa smashed the front of the crypt in order to remove 1) an arm; 2) a skull; 3) a weapon; and 4) keys, as Aunt Francis believed she would return from the dead. 

The law has long recognized that disturbing a dead body as a crime. Multiple California laws protect corpses from the exact actions Elsa took on the corpse of Aunt Francis. Cal. Pen. Code § 594.35 states: 

Every person is guilty of a crime and punishable by imprisonment pursuant to subdivision (h) of Section 1170 or by imprisonment in a county jail for not exceeding one year, who maliciously does any of the following:

(a) Destroys, cuts, mutilates, effaces, or otherwise injures, tears down, or removes any tomb, monument, memorial, or marker in a cemetery, or any gate, door, fence, wall, post or railing, or any enclosure for the protection of a cemetery or mortuary or any property in a cemetery or mortuary.

(b) Obliterates any grave, vault, niche, or crypt.

(c) Destroys, cuts, breaks or injures any mortuary building or any building, statuary, or ornamentation within the limits of a cemetery.

(d) Disturbs, obstructs, detains or interferes with any person carrying or accompanying human remains to a cemetery or funeral establishment, or engaged in a funeral service, or an interment.

Elsa’s actions to open her aunt’s crypt in order to gain access to its contents are the type forbidden by § 594.35. However, was her desecration of a corpse legally justified by the necessity defense in order to save the Man-Thing from the hunters trying to kill him?

The necessity defense is a six-part test based on public policy for a greater harm to be stopped by a lesser violation of a law. The factors include: 

1. The act charged as criminal must have been done to prevent a significant evil;

2. There must have been no adequate alternative to the commission of the act;

3. The harm caused by the act must not be disproportionate to the harm avoided;

4. The accused must entertain a good-faith belief that his act was necessary to prevent the greater harm;

5. Such belief must be objectively reasonable under all the circumstances; and

6. The accused must not have substantially contributed to the creation of the emergency.

People v. Heath, 207 Cal.App.3d 892, 898 (Cal. Ct. App. 1989), citing People v. Pena, 149 Cal.App.3d at pp. Supp. 25-26, fns. omitted.

Elsa’s action were justified by the necessity of assisting Jack Russell in saving the Man-Thing. First, the act of disturbing Aunt Francis’ grave was done to prevent the significant evil of killing Ted Sallis (Man-Thing); Second, there was no other way out of the mausoleum; Third, the harm of removing items from a crypt was not disproportionate to the harm of Ted Sallis being killed; Fourth, Elsa had a good-faith believe her actions were necessary to prevent the death of Sallis; Fifth, her belief was objectively reasonable under the circumstances of trained monster hunters seeking to kill Sallis; and Sixth, Elsa did not contribute to the emergency of getting locked in the crypt or organizing the hunt. 

The one problem for Elsa is she was willingly participating in the hunt, but she abandoned her participation after learning facts from Jack Russell. 

Elsa Bloodstone could successfully argue her actions desecrating the century old corpse of her aunt were legally justified under the necessity defense to save the Man-Thing from being hunted to death. 

Regarding Ted

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The Disney+ Halloween special Werewolf by Night has the first MCU appearance of the Man-Thing, who was referenced in the Agents of SHIELD episode “Nothing Personal.” In Marvel Comics, the Man-Thing is Dr. Theodore “Ted” Sallis, who was a scientist who tried recreating the Super Soldier serum with the help of a demon. Yes, an actual demon, as opposed to a vulture capital firm. Events turn sideways and Ted ends up as the Man-Thing guarding the Nexus of All-Realities, somewhere in the Everglades of Florida. 

In Werewolf by Night, Ted was captured by a cult of monster hunters as part of a ritualistic hunt to select a new leader after the death of Ulysses Bloodstone. The late Ulysses Bloodstone owned the Bloodstone relic, a mystic artifact that was used to hunt “monsters.” The Bloodstone relic was attached to Ted’s back and the hunt was “won” by whoever killed Ted in order to recover the relic and become the new leader of the hunter cult. 

As a one swamp based poet once said, it is not easy being green. Dr. Sallis lived this maxim in being captured and hunted by the Bloodstone cult. 

Hunting People is Murder 

Somethings should not be need to be said, but hunting a human being for sport is murder if you succeed in the hunt, attempted murder if you try to kill the person, and a conspiracy to commit murder if you participate in the hunt with the objective of killing the person. 

Murder is defined as the “unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” Cal. Pen. Code § 187. First Degree Murder is all murder that is perpetrated with explosive devices, weapons of mass destruction, armor piercing ammunition, lying in wait, or any willful, deliberate, and premeditated killing that includes kidnapping. Cal. Pen. Code § 189. Furthermore, anyone who attempts to commit First Degree Murder, but fails to do so, shall be punished with life imprisonment with the possibility of parole.  Cal. Pen. Code § 664(a). 

But wait, some will say the Man-Thing is not a human being. Exhibit A to counter this claim is the name given to Ted by a cruel society: MAN-Thing. Not The Thing, because he is not orange; Not Swamp-Thing, because that is a different company. No, Ted is called Man-Thing in a recognition of his humanity. 

Hunting Dr. Ted Sallis was done because of his physical condition of being a giant swamp creature whose touch burns those who know fear. These are physical disabilities. While normally in the employment context, the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) was enacted because Congress identified a history of irrational employment discrimination where society isolated and segregated individuals with disabilities. Board of Trustees of Univ. of Alabama v Garrett, 531 U.S. 356 (2001), citing 42 U.S.C. 12101(a)(2).

The ADA states that no “entity shall discriminate against a qualified individual on the basis of disability in regard to job application procedures, the hiring, advancement, or discharge of employees, employee compensation, job training, and other terms, conditions, and privileges of employment.” 42 U.S.C. § 12112. A “Qualified individual” is someone who, with or without reasonable accommodation, “can perform the essential functions of the employment position that such individual holds or desires. ” 42 U.S.C. § 12111(8).

A “disability” is defined as a physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities. 42 U.S.C. § 12102(1)(A). “Major life activities” can include any of the following, but are not an exhaustive list: caring for oneself, performing manual tasks, seeing, hearing, eating, sleeping, walking, standing, lifting, bending, speaking, breathing, learning, reading, concentrating, thinking, communicating, and working. 42 U.S.C. § 12102(2)(A). Major life activities also include bodily functions, such as normal cell growth, neurological, and other bodily functions. 42 U.S.C. § 12102(2)(B).

Ted appears unemployed and homeless. He cannot speak and has difficulty communicating. Moreover, he does not have normal cell growth, as evidenced by the swamp growing from his body and physical contact causes others to burst into flames if they experience fear. “Man-Thing” would be considered disabled under the Americans with Disabilities Act. 

Dr. Sallis was targeted by a cult because of his status as a “monster.” He was kidnapped from a swamp and brought to the Bloodstone compound, possibly across state lines, in order to be hunted. The real monsters in this story were those wearing cloaks and masks, not ones covered in moss or fur.

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