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How to Scare Corporate Counsel on a Joyride

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I cannot imagine a more terrifying meeting with corporate counsel than pitching the recent video of a race car driver in disguise taking a sales person on a joyride.

http://youtu.be/Q5mHPo2yDG8

Let’s consider the possible legal issues the attorney was faced with in making a “surprise” online commercial:

1) Do not kill anyone.

2) Talent Releases of Everyone Filmed. Not difficult, but something to make sure is done.

3) Permission from the auto dealer in advance of the “test drive.” There would be liability issues in the event the car was damaged. One would assume phone calls were made to secure permission, confirmed with contracts. This says nothing of the risk to human life.

4) Securing permission to engage in “reckless” driving. There had to be a closed course of some kind that kept the public from entering the area where the “joyride” was taking place. Permits most likely were filed to secure this permission and road closures.

5) Permission to drive on private property at a high rate of speed. Certificates of Insurance naming the property owner as an additionally insured were most likely issued.

6) What happens if the sales person was injured or had a medical emergency from the joyride? Would there be issues of kidnapping by taking the sales person on the joyride against their will?

Many people enjoy these “gotcha” videos, but attorneys have to go on their own high speed chase to ensure all laws are followed in producing such webisodes. These are only a few of the issues to consider. There most likely were many more for corporate counsel to make decisions on, followed by an ice cold refreshing beverage that was not soda.

Is Bird Law in This Country Governed by Reason, Charlie?

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SunshineI’ve been obsessed with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia since the beginning.  It was the logical extension of Seinfeld: four self-absorbed, superficial friends, but even more selfish, narcissistic, and completely crass.  Mac, Dee, Dennis, and Frank are all great in their own sick, twisted ways, but Charlie has always been my favorite.  He’s gross, he’s crazy, he’s completely lovable…and he practices law on the side!

There are several different examples of Charlie either practicing as a lawyer or dispensing legal advice, but my favorite moment has to be a brief conversation in the bar where Charlie is opining on bird law in the US:

RobinIs he right?  Does bird law in the US make sense?  There are several laws and treaties that protect birds in the United States.  Laws began to be passed in the late 1800s because the commercial trade in birds and their feathers had caused several damage to the populations of many bird species native to the US.  Early acts were replaced by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, which protects migratory birds and their parts (including eggs, nests, and feathers) unless a permit is obtained to kill or capture a bird.

This law implements the agreements we’ve entered into with the four countries with which we share migratory bird populations (i.e., at some point in their annual life cycle, these birds live in both the US and one of the other four nations).  Three of the four nations are obvious: Mexico, Canada, and Russia.  But I was surprised by the fourth: Japan.  I didn’t realize there were birds that traveled between the US (Hawaii? Alaska?) and Japan.

ParakeetThere are also birds protected by the Endangered Species Act, such as the Californian Condor and the Puerto Rican Parrot.  In addition, the Wild Exotic Bird Conservation Act limits the importation of non-indigenous wild birds because of the threat to those populations from the huge demand for such birds in the American pet market.  And, of course, states have laws and regulations governing when certain birds (ducks, quail, etc.) can be hunted.

Bald EagleThe bald and golden eagles even get their own act:The Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act.  This law was originally passed in 1940 and prohibits the take, possession, sale, purchase, barter, offer to sell, purchase or barter, transport, export or import, of any bald or golden eagle, alive or dead, including any part, nest, or egg, unless allowed by permit.  The definition of “take” includes pursue, shoot, shoot at, poison, wound, kill, capture, trap, collect, molest or disturb.  So, in other words, don’t even look a bald eagle in the eye!

HummingbirdAs for Charlie and the hummingbird…he is right, Dennis cannot have a hummingbird as a pet.  Hummingbirds are specifically covered by the Migratory Bird Act and, as such, it is illegal to keep a hummingbird in captivity.  Where Charlie is wrong, of course, is that bird law in the US is governed by reason.  But I still love you, Charlie!

 

Doctor Who: The Effect of Regenerations on The Validity of a Will

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Everything dies. Your chances of dying unexpectedly also go up exponentially if you have run-ins with Ice Warriors, Cybermen, Daleks, Zygons, Voords or The Rani.

Most people plan for death by writing a will. The survivors of those who do not have a will learn very quickly about inheritance through intestate succession.

However, what about the Doctor? What effect would the ability to regenerate when one’s body dies and a wave of energy creates a new body for the former decedent? There is one way to know for sure.

The Doctor needs The Lawyer.

1stDoctor-LawyerDeath of a Time Lord

Time Lords (and script writers for 50 years) have a way of cheating death: They can regenerate 12 times.

This happens when a Time Lord “dies”: A wave of energy surrounds the dying/dead body of the Time Lord, creating a “new” body that is physically different.

11thDoctor_9597There are significant personality changes and preferences in everything from clothing, manners and humor.

And sometimes diet.

Virtually every regeneration scene in Doctor Who (minus the Sixth to Seventh) showed a knowledge of impending death.

The Tenth Doctor’s “I don’t want to go” is the best evidence that the Tenth Doctor knew his “life” was ending and a new Doctor would take his place.

The power to regenerate enables Time Lords to live a very long time, but that does not mean Time Lords cannot die. For example, a Time Lord can die if the regeneration process is interrupted. Or in the Master’s case, he chose not to regenerate, and died.

The “New” Time Lord

The “new” Time Lord, despite being a different person, is still the same person at their core. This is evident in values, memories, friendships, behavior and property ownership.

And the Time Lord usually maintains the same enemies (The Doctor vs The Master is Exhibit A of this point).

Three of the best examples of different regenerations of the Doctor having common characteristics is 1) the majority of Doctors all used a sonic screwdriver; 2) three of the eleven Doctors wore bow ties (arguably the First Doctor wore an Victorian style bow tie at times); and 3) The Doctor likes having at least one traveling companion.

Virtually all of the Doctors have also shown they can do a lot of running.

3rdDoctor_9997However, there are significant differences between the regenerations of a Time Lord.

Take the Third Doctor for example. Every Doctor has been willing to confront their enemies, but the Third was perhaps the most physical of the Doctors with his Venusian Karate.

Why are differences in clothes, personality and whether a Time Lord gives a karate chop relevant to the validity of a will?

Because it shows that the change between regenerations creates a “new” person, which would impact the intent of a prior existing will.

The Law of Wills & Time Travel

The Black’s Law Dictionary iPad App defines a Will as:

The legal expression of an individual’s wishes about the disposition of his or her property after death; esp., a document by which a person directs his or her estate to be distributed upon death <there was no mention of his estranged brother in the will>. — Also termed testament; will and testament; (archaically) testamentary instrument.

Case law on Wills state that the “primary and paramount factor in construing a will is testator’s intention.” In re Estate of Reinhardt (1887) 74 Cal 365. State legislatures have codified the importance of the intent of the testator with code sections stating the “intention of the transferor as expressed in the instrument controls the legal effect of the dispositions made in the instrument.” Cal Prob Code § 21102.

Josh_9thDoctor_2Wills have specific rules on how they are constructed, such as the following general requirements:

1. The will must be in writing;

2. The will must be signed by the testator;

3. The will shall be witnessed by being signed, during the testator’s lifetime, by at least two persons each of whom (A) being present at the same time, witnessed either the signing of the will or the testator’s acknowledgment of the signature or of the will and (B) understand that the instrument they sign is the testator’s will.

Generally, Cal Prob Code § 6110.

The will should also be dated. This is a problem with someone who travels in time, because it can result in paradoxical interpretation of when a will was drafted.

California created a rule that beneficiaries of a will must survive the testator by 120 hours. Again, another problem for someone who travels in time, because the named beneficiary might exist in time several decades before the testator’s death, and thus has already been dead for years, even though they survived the testator. Cal Prob Code § 6211.

A holographic will does not involve holograms at all (Sorry, the Ninth Doctor’s Emergency Program 1). A holographic will is a valid will if it is written by the testator’s own handwriting and signed. Cal Prob Code § 6111.

A will is revoked if a subsequent will states the older will is revoked or by any inconsistency with the new will. See, Cal Prob Code § 6120. This is a problem for a time traveler, because a prior will can be created in time before the original will was prepared.

SonicScrewdriver_11The Law of Intestate Succession

The Black’s Law Dictionary iPad App defines intestate succession as:

(18c) 1. The method used to distribute property owned by a person who dies without a valid will. 2.Succession by the common law of descent. — Also termed hereditary succession; descent and distribution.

The general rule for intestate success if the deceased did not have a spouse, property flows down to children (the issue of the deceased); if no children then to up parents; if no surviving parents, then to the issue of the parents. See, generally, Cal Prob Code § 6402.

Intent of the Deceased vs Regenerated Time Lord

What effect does the personality changes between regenerations have on the validity of a will? Arguably the will is no longer valid, because the changes can be great, thus revoking the intent of the past Time Lord.

2ndDoctor-T-shirtTake the 10 year anniversary special The Three Doctors for example. The Second and Third Doctor openly debated with each other; the First Doctor gave them both a once over and stated, “So you are my replacements: A dandy and a clown.”

The same can be said for each time the Doctor has encountered past versions of himself in the Five Doctors, the Two Doctors, and Time Crash: all had arguments with each other.

They all then got along, with one big exception: Trial of a Time Lord.

The villain in Trial of a Time Lord was the final (or second to last) regeneration of the Doctor (known as The Valeyard), serving as the prosecutor of the Sixth Doctor for genocide and other crimes.

On a fundamental level, it is very hurtful that the Doctor “turned evil” and became a lawyer.

The Valeyard is powerful evidence that a future regeneration can have a complete change of intent, rendering any past wills to be completely invalid (and a regeneration that will probably be disregarded because of the The Last Great Time War).

What does this mean for any Time Lord with a prior will? The effect of a regeneration could result in a new version of oneself with a different set of values, requiring the new Time Lord to review their prior will for any modifications based on their current intent.

A Big Ball of Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Legal Stuff

The effect of time travel on drafting and modifying wills would cause an attorney to scream as if they had looked into the Time Vortex in determining the intent of a Time Lord client. The law firm would also give the Doctor the nickname “The Oncoming Storm” because of the causation complexities time travel creates in interpreting the validity of a will. Consider the following hypothetical temporal legal timeline of will modifications:

DrWhoWillHistoryThis is highly problematic for an attorney, because the reasons for modifications (if not revocations) of a will are out of order, despite being in temporal order. The order of will modifications would have to be reviewed by when the Doctor made them in his lifetime, not temporal order. This fundamentally changes legal analysis. Let’s review the will history not in temporal order, but the order in which the Doctor made the will modifications:

The First Doctor prepares a will naming his granddaughter Susan to take possession of the TARDIS in the event of his death on November 23, 1963.

The Second Doctor modifies his will in 1746 to leave Jamie McCrimmon his recorder.

In 1972, the Third Doctor again modifies his will to leave Elizabeth Shaw his shoes with the keys to the TARDIS.

At 65 Million BC, the Fifth Doctor creates a pour over trust to create a mathematics scholarship in the memory of Adric.

In 2986, the Sixth Doctor again modifies his will to create a scholarship from a pour over trust for botany students on Earth in memory of the Vervoids.

In the year 200,100 the Ninth Doctor’s “holographic will” tells Rose to let the TARDIS die, be buried, and for her to live a good life.

The Eleventh Doctor in 1890 adds a codicil to his will to leave Vincent van Gogh the collected works of Andrew Wyeth (who will not be born until 1917).

Could the different hypothetical wills all be valid, despite being from different regenerations?

Maybe. A Court would look at the intent of each will and see if there are any conflicts. Moreover, were there any significant life changes (besides the regeneration) that would call into question the validity of a will? For example, getting married (or divorced) or having a child are such life changes that could show a change in intent.

Consider the above hypothetical: The First Doctor’s will to leave the TARDIS to Susan would likely not be valid after Susan left traveling with the Doctor and the Last Great Time War, because she is presumed dead with all other Time Lords. Unless she is hiding as a human.

As for Jamie McCrimmon, he died on an [comic book] adventure with the Sixth Doctor, thus Jamie would not be able to inherent under the Doctor’s will.

The Third Doctor’s will leaving his shoes with the TARDIS keys to Elizabeth Shaw would no longer be valid, because the Doctor’s banishment to Earth ended in 1973 and Shaw also left the Doctor’s company very early in the Third Doctor’s adventures.

ClientMeeting5thDoctorThe Fifth and Sixth Doctors’ intent to create pour over trusts would likely still be valid, provided there are funding sources for the scholarships.

However, would the Ninth Doctor’s holographic “Emergency Program 1” revoke all prior wills? While the Doctor did have a hologram giving his last wishes, the recording was not a written document in his own handwriting. However, it is arguable that Rose was the Doctor’s agent to carry out the Doctor’s final wishes.

As for Vincent van Gogh, the validity of the will would turn on when the Doctor died whether van Gogh could take under a will. If the Doctor died in the 34th Century, van Gogh in the 19th Century would not survive the Doctor the required 120 hours to take under the will (the difference between the 34th Century and the 19th Century is thousands of years longer than 120 hours).

ClientMeeting11DoctorHowever, consider the Eleventh Doctor’s two marriages: Marilyn Monroe and River Song. The Doctor should have changed his will after each, provided the marriages were both valid. One can imagine the marriage to Monroe was annulled shortly after the Christmas Eve ceremony. Conversely, it is difficult to say the marriage to River Song is valid, because it took place in an alternate timeline in Egypt caused by a paradox with all of reality crashing down around them. This ceremony might not be valid anywhere (or any timeline) because of the temporal paradox and lack of a marriage license for Court to recognize. It is also difficult to show a Common Law or Marvin marriage, due to the lack of the Doctor and River living together for any period of time.

What does this all mean? The Doctor really should see a lawyer after regenerating to ensure all his affairs are in proper order. Moreover, the power to regenerate does not mean the there is no risk of death; seeing an attorney to have a valid will is the responsive thing to do for someone who walks in eternity.

 

The Trial of Ahsoka Tano in The Clone Wars with Special Guest Judge Matthew Sciarrino

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Judge Matthew Sciarrino joined Jessica and Josh for a special video and podcast on The Clone Wars and the trial of Ahsoka Tano.

Violating the Prime Directive in Countdown to Darkness

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Josh_Reading_CountdownCountdown to Darkness, the official Star Trek comic prequel to Star Trek Into Darkness, has come out with its first two issues.

The story focuses on the U.S.S. Enterprise visiting a planet that was supposed to be the technological equivalent of ancient Rome and somehow had energy weapons.

The key “legal villain” in the story is the former captain of the Enterprise, Robert April. Well, and barbaric aliens called the Shadows. And maybe a Bajoran woman named Mudd.

Only if you are a hard core geek do you know of Commodore Robert April from the animated series where the Enterprise crew was aging backyards. However, in the “new” timeline, April was not captain of the Enterprise that was also captained by Christopher Pike and then James T. Kirk, but a prior Enterprise (based on the Captain’s Chair, possibly the 1701 from The Original Series that was decommissioned for the new 1701). He never made the rank Commodore and spent 20 years going rogue.

Redshirt_GeekHow is Robert April the “villain”? He deserted his Enterprise, thanks to a cover-up by his First Officer, to stop the minority of a pre-warp society from being butchered by the majority known as Shadows.

This is also a crime, because April willfully violated the Prime Directive. For those who do not know the actual text of the Prime Directive, it states the following:

As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Star Fleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture. Such interference includes introducing superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely. Star Fleet personnel may not violate this Prime Directive, even to save their lives and/or their ship, unless they are acting to right an earlier violation or an accidental contamination of said culture. This directive takes precedence over any and all other considerations, and carries with it the highest moral obligation.

How did April violate the Prime Directive? He armed the inhabitants of Phaedus IV with Federation weapons in their civil war and became the “leader” in the minority’s fight against the Shadows.

Skye_Phaser_1It is highly unlikely a JAG officer will make an appearance in the story, but it is obvious that Captain April can be charged, and convicted, of a violation of the Prime Directive. His former First Officer also could be charged with a conspiracy to violate the Prime Directive and any subsequent crime by April in furtherance of the conspiracy. However, the former XO might not be responsible for additional arms smuggling, as that arguably is outside the scope of the original conspiracy for April to leave the Enterprise to help fight against the Shadows. It would all depend whether the Executive Officer contacted the arms dealers.

Of course, this is a Star Trek story. Let’s see how the story unfolds Into Darkness…

It’s All About the Ice: A Legal Geek’s Curling Adventure

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Curling: The Sport of Kings…or maybe just the sport of people who like to stand on ice so much they even found a way to bring an ice sport indoors.

That’s right.  This week I’m talking about curling – the bizarre but highly entertaining sport of the far northern states, Canada, and a few other countries.

My Curling TeamAs a native Minnesotan (albeit one who’s been gone a long, long time) I’m ashamed to admit that, until this past weekend, I had never curled before.  Much as I’m pretty sure there’s a state law in Wisconsin that all food establishments must serve mac ‘n cheese, I’m pretty sure there’s some law that all northern Minnesotans must curl at least once.  So I can finally say I am a true northern Minnesota girl.

What is curling?

Curling was invented in medieval Scotland (I guess they had to find something to do when it was too cold to golf).  As one court explained, the game involves curling stones, with handles attached “for convenience in their use in the playing of a game on the ice for exercise and recreation. The stones are hurled along and on the ice to a mark, sometimes called a tee. There are four players on a side, and the object of the player is to so hurl or slide his curling stone as to bring it to a stop in or on the mark.”  U.S. v. Kelley Hardware Co., 1924 WL 26627, 1, 12 U.S.Cust.App. 204, 205 (Cust.App.1924).

As another court noted in a footnote, curling is similar to shuffleboard in the way it’s played.  See Cusano v. Kotler, 159 F.2d 159, 163 (3rd Cir. 1947).  Curling also requires the use of brooms by sweepers – teammates who furiously sweep the ice in front of the thrown stone (or rock) to help the rock travel farther than it otherwise would (in theory).

Is curling really a sport?

 Curling OlympiansIt is!  After playing three games this weekend I can tell you that it’s harder than it looks.  I was actually a bit sore for a couple of days.  There’s even a calendar put out by some of the female curlers.  Plus, it’s actually in the Olympics, so it has to be a sport.    And the Bemidji Curling Club, where I curled, is home to many Olympian curlers (see the picture above if you don’t believe me).  According to some Canadians who have visited the curling club, Bemidji’s ice is special (and they should know!).

Dave's PizzaThere must be something special about Bemidji’s ice.  It was the local men’s team that won bronze in curling at the 2006 Olympics — the U.S.’s first curling medal ever.  And Pete Fenson, the skip of the bronze-medal-winning team, is also the owner of Dave’s Pizza, one of my all-time favorite pizza places.

Why are The Legal Geeks talking about curling?

CurlingBecause I curled!  Other than that, the connection is weak (well, the legal part, anyway — I think the geeky part is pretty clear).  I mentioned above two cases that have at least touched on curling, but other than those two I was only able to find one other case that discussed whether a party had a legal duty to advise a curling club about using barricades. See Otto v. Eau Claire County, 2012 WL 1165749, 4 (Wis.App. 2012).

No, this was really all just a pretext so I could talk about my first time curling.  I played in a tournament with my cousins and consider it a success (even though we lost all three games) because I had a ton of fun, I actually scored one point, and I didn’t get injured (the odds were high that I would).  So if Laura, Stef, and Sara invite me back next year (and they’re clearly good sports – they didn’t mind me using these pictures), I will definitely curl again!

CurlingTeam2

 

It's All About the Ice: A Legal Geek's Curling Adventure

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Curling: The Sport of Kings…or maybe just the sport of people who like to stand on ice so much they even found a way to bring an ice sport indoors.

That’s right.  This week I’m talking about curling – the bizarre but highly entertaining sport of the far northern states, Canada, and a few other countries.

My Curling TeamAs a native Minnesotan (albeit one who’s been gone a long, long time) I’m ashamed to admit that, until this past weekend, I had never curled before.  Much as I’m pretty sure there’s a state law in Wisconsin that all food establishments must serve mac ‘n cheese, I’m pretty sure there’s some law that all northern Minnesotans must curl at least once.  So I can finally say I am a true northern Minnesota girl.

What is curling?

Curling was invented in medieval Scotland (I guess they had to find something to do when it was too cold to golf).  As one court explained, the game involves curling stones, with handles attached “for convenience in their use in the playing of a game on the ice for exercise and recreation. The stones are hurled along and on the ice to a mark, sometimes called a tee. There are four players on a side, and the object of the player is to so hurl or slide his curling stone as to bring it to a stop in or on the mark.”  U.S. v. Kelley Hardware Co., 1924 WL 26627, 1, 12 U.S.Cust.App. 204, 205 (Cust.App.1924).

As another court noted in a footnote, curling is similar to shuffleboard in the way it’s played.  See Cusano v. Kotler, 159 F.2d 159, 163 (3rd Cir. 1947).  Curling also requires the use of brooms by sweepers – teammates who furiously sweep the ice in front of the thrown stone (or rock) to help the rock travel farther than it otherwise would (in theory).

Is curling really a sport?

 Curling OlympiansIt is!  After playing three games this weekend I can tell you that it’s harder than it looks.  I was actually a bit sore for a couple of days.  There’s even a calendar put out by some of the female curlers.  Plus, it’s actually in the Olympics, so it has to be a sport.    And the Bemidji Curling Club, where I curled, is home to many Olympian curlers (see the picture above if you don’t believe me).  According to some Canadians who have visited the curling club, Bemidji’s ice is special (and they should know!).

Dave's PizzaThere must be something special about Bemidji’s ice.  It was the local men’s team that won bronze in curling at the 2006 Olympics — the U.S.’s first curling medal ever.  And Pete Fenson, the skip of the bronze-medal-winning team, is also the owner of Dave’s Pizza, one of my all-time favorite pizza places.

Why are The Legal Geeks talking about curling?

CurlingBecause I curled!  Other than that, the connection is weak (well, the legal part, anyway — I think the geeky part is pretty clear).  I mentioned above two cases that have at least touched on curling, but other than those two I was only able to find one other case that discussed whether a party had a legal duty to advise a curling club about using barricades. See Otto v. Eau Claire County, 2012 WL 1165749, 4 (Wis.App. 2012).

No, this was really all just a pretext so I could talk about my first time curling.  I played in a tournament with my cousins and consider it a success (even though we lost all three games) because I had a ton of fun, I actually scored one point, and I didn’t get injured (the odds were high that I would).  So if Laura, Stef, and Sara invite me back next year (and they’re clearly good sports – they didn’t mind me using these pictures), I will definitely curl again!

CurlingTeam2