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Stand-up comedians and copyright law: Who gets the last laugh?

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Stand Up ComicI love stand-up comedians.  And I geek out over several actresses who have created and star in their own sitcoms.  I’ve talked about both on this blog, yet somehow I’ve never mentioned the great Roseanne Barr.  She is a brilliant stand-up comedian and her eponymous sitcom was brilliant and actually very edgy.  Plus, it introduced the amazing John Goodman to a broader audience.  And yet, until today, I haven’t talked about her.

To be fair, Roseanne hasn’t been around much lately so it was easy to forget about her for a while.  But she’s back now, on Last Comic Standing, with Russell Peters and Keenan Ivory Wayans (I’ve had a crush on him ever since In Living Color).  Last Comic Standing originally ran on and off between 2003-2010 and then restarted again this past year, with the brilliant Wanda Sykes as executive producer and JB Smoove as host (I loved him on Curb Your Enthusiasm!).  After listening to Roseanne on Stern the other day, which was a great interview, I realized that I needed to start watching Last Comic Standing.

Applause SignIt’s a fun show – the comics are pretty good and at least Keenan gives some decent criticism.  But, like most other reality shows, the producers spend too much time on back stories and not enough time on their routines.  On the other hand, over the years this show has helped the careers of some of my favorite stand-up comedians, including Kathleen Madigan, John Heffron, and Amy Schumer.

Meanwhile, from a legal standpoint, the show is interesting because it addresses part of an ongoing problem for stand-up comedians: protecting their artistic expression.  Over the years, the problem of comics stealing jokes from other comics has been a common problem, with the Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia feud on this issue the most public airing of this problem.  Such behavior is unethical but difficult to stop.  I’ve heard comedians talk about tricks they’ve used to prevent such theft from happening.  For example, if a comedian with a reputation for stealing jokes enters a comedy club, the other comedians there will often flash the stage light to alert the comedian on stage, so that she doesn’t use her best material when a plagiarist is in the crowd.

Legally, is there a right comedians would have against such plagiarism? Yes.  Under copyright law they can sue somebody who infringes upon their copyrighted material.  The trick, however, is that copyright law only protects that artistic expression that has been fixed in some media.  So jokes written down or recorded are protected.  But if you come up with a great one-liner in a club some night and no one is recording it, then that joke isn’t protected and it’s up for grabs.  The same is true if you don’t write down all of your material.

TelevisionStudioControlRoomAnd this is where Last Comic Standing comes in.  By recording and broadcasting the comedians’ routines, their artistic creations are fixed and can therefore be protected.  There are other issues and challenges, however, with comedians copyrighting their material.  And some would argue that what’s important about a joke isn’t the words but the delivery, which can’t be copyrighted.

Ultimately, however, despite the challenges and questions comedians face in protecting their work, some comedians have decided to assert their legal rights over their creations.  For example, Abbott and Costello copyrighted their famous “Who’s on First?” routine.  And Jeff Foxworthy sued to protect his “You  might be a redneck” line.  Copyright may only be an option for the biggest comedians and routines, but at least comedians should know they have that legal option the next time someone steals their joke (which is never funny).

Batman 1989

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June 23, 1989: The date the super-hero movie genre was reborn thanks to Tim Burton’s Batman. The movie overcame jokes of “Mr. Bat-Mom” and that Michael Keaton did not have the chops to be the Caped Crusader.

The naysayers were wrong. Keaton did a great job, just as Ben Affleck will do a great job.

Batman_TellYourFriendsI saw the movie opening day with my brother and good buddies. We arrived at the Century 10 theater in Mountain View two hours early for the first show. There was already a line of people who had spent the night to see the film that went deep into the parking lot. One attendee dressed for the occasion with horned Viking helmet.

The Century 10 (now Century 16) theater had six ticket counters at the box office. Everyone had lined up behind one window on the far left. Our group lined up at the one at the far right. We stood our ground, because the theater operated all of the windows, not just one ticket counter.

There were mild shouts of anger when the window we were standing by opened first. My brother, friends, and I were the first ones in the theater.

Lessons Learned: Do not have a line mentality. Look around and get in the one that makes sense. It’s what Batman would do.

Let's Talk About BSG, Defiance and Trouble, Guts, & Noir

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Jesse Toves sat down with Josh Gilliland to talk about his comic Trouble, Guts, & Noir, plus his work on Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, and Defiance. Both discuss comic books, super hero movies, and a whole lot more.

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Please Share Our Geekie Awards Pages on Social Media

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We are huge fans of The Geekie Awards. Please help pass the word on our Geekie Awards submissions by visiting our Blog page & our Podcast page and sharing them on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+.

Josh filmed this video at during the Arkansas Bar Association Annual Conference in the Washington, DC themed suite of the Arlington Hotel, in Hot Springs, Arkansas.

Magneto’s Threat Against President Richard Nixon

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Magneto in X-Men Days of Future Past threatened to assassinate President Richard Nixon and a substantial number of his cabinet during the Sentinel product demo gone horribly wrong. The story took place before, during, and after the Paris Peace Accords, which was signed on January 27, 1973.

SaveYou-NixonAs such, the attempted assassination had to be in the final days or January or early February 1973 (which magically looked like summer). We can assume the cabinet members included:

Magneto-PresidentialLine_1973Vice President Spiro Agnew, who may or may not have been at the Sentinel demonstration;

Secretary of State William Rogers;

Secretary of the Treasury George Shultz (Unlikely at the demo);

Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird;

Attorney General Richard Kleindienst;

Secretary of the Interior Roger C. B. Morton (Unlikely at demo);

Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz (Unlikely at demo);

Secretary of Labor James D. Hodgson (Unlikely at the demo)

It was unlikely the other cabinet members were in attendance. However, there was a high likelihood that the Speaker of the House Carl Albert would be in attendance. It is hard to say whether or not Senator James Oliver, the President Pro Tempore would have attended the ceremony. Given the high cost of the project and national defense interests, it would make sense for Congress to have key players attend the demonstration.

Who Would Be President if Everyone at the Sentinel Demo Died?

Knowing who was in attendance would have a major impact on the Presidential Line of Succession in case of a mass assassination. This is why one cabinet member does not attend State of the Union Address, in the event of a Tom Clancy-type attack taking place on the United States Capitol Building.

Magneto-SecAgricultureThe short order of Presidential succession goes from President to Vice President, followed by the Speaker of the House; then the President Pro Tempore of the Senate; then the Secretary of State; then Secretary of the Treasury; then the Secretary of Defense; then Attorney General; then Secretary of the Interior, then Secretary of Agriculture; followed by the Secretary of Commerce; Secretary of Labor; and further down other cabinet members.

If Magneto had killed President Nixon, the Vice President, the cabinet members present, and possible Congressional leadership in the Presidential Line of Succession, there was a high chance someone like Senator James Oliver or Secretary of the Interior Roger C. B. Morton would have become the 38th President of the United States.

And that would have been weird and terrifying, but would show the Constitution was prepared for a nightmare situation.

Good thing the 1970s did not see a Constitutional crisis where someone never elected President or Vice President became President. Just imagine one Congressional term with three Vice Presidents….

Do No Threaten A President

Threatening a President is a bad life choice. US law states that:

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

(b)  The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 19 and 20.

18 USCS § 871.

Magneto’s threat on Nixon and the cabinet was not done through the mail, but in person and televised. A World War 1 Era 1917 statute prohibits any person from “knowingly and willfully . . . [making] any threat to take the life of or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States…” Watts v. United States, 394 U.S. 705 (U.S. 1969).

The Watts case took place during the Vietnam War. An 18 year-old voiced his feelings towards the Draft and stated: “They always holler at us to get an education. And now I have already received my draft classification as I-A and I have got to report for my physical this Monday coming. I am not going. If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J. They are not going to make me kill my black brothers.” Watts v. United States, 394 U.S. 705, 705 (U.S. 1969).

The young man was convicted of knowingly and willfully threatening President Johnson. Id.

The United States Supreme Court reversed, holding both that the 1917 statute was Constitutional, but that the Defendant lacked the “willfulness” required by the statute. The Court did not fully state “willfulness” required “an apparent determination to carry them into execution,” but the Government failed to prove the Defendant was a true threat to the President.” Watt, at *706, citing Ragansky v. United States, 253 F. 643, 645 (C. A. 7th Cir. 1918).

The case against Magneto being a “true threat” against the President is extremely clear. Magneto dropped RFK Stadium around the White House, ripped a bunker out from many stories below the White House, and aimed multiple guns at the President for a public execution. There is no question that Magneto was a true threat to the President before Raven (or Mystique) and the X-Men stopped him.

…and while Mystique certainly took many steps to murder Bolivar Trask, she did not go through with it. President Nixon might have given her a pardon for her saving the day.

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Thoughts on My Mother & Father's Day

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June 15, 2014 would have been my mother’s 60th birthday. Cancer kept her from being here, but it is very fitting that today is also Father’s Day.

Mom-Gramps-infantMy grandparents ironically did not become parents the day my mother was born. They would not adopt her for several days later, before taking her home from the hospital.

Adoption is one of the most important bodies of law we have in America. It ensures that children are raised by parents who love them, opposed to state bureaucracy.

A retired state court judge in Arkansas told me that adoption cases were his favorite cases to preside over, because of the fact he was helping children. God bless everyone brave enough to adopt a child, and the attorneys and judges who make the process work in the best interests of a child.

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My grandfather is the model of fatherhood. A dedicated farm boy, who worked his way through college in a candy store, to ultimately become a dentist. Former patients still speak fondly of him, despite the passage of 30 years since he retired. He served our country during World War II in the Navy in the Pacific, returned to Iowa, and met his future bride on the bus ride home. The University of Iowa dedicated an entire dental clinic in his honor this year. He is very proud of his support to help others become dentists.

GrampsDentist-1My grandfather went into the healing arts because of his older sister Ruth who helped raise him. Ruth was a nurse and she ultimately would become President Eisenhower’s personal White House nurse in the 1950s.

There is no question my mother’s time as a teenager candy striper and becoming a paramedic were in no small part because of her father. She too believed in helping others. I literally have no idea how many people are alive today because of the 10 years she spent as a paramedic. It was her favorite career and one cut short while injured in the line of duty. It was impressive that firemen who had not worked with her in over 15 years attended her memorial, complete with a fire engine to remember one of their own.

Fatherhood is not easy. The entire point of being a dad is to safely raise a child to go on into the world. It takes hard work, from simply being there, to helping teach a child to read, and instilling proper values. The list of what a Father must do goes on. It would be pure Hell for any Father to watch both a wife and then a daughter die of cancer.

For all of the Fathers out there, thank you for being a Dad.

And Mom, Happy Birthday.

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"I Don’t Want Your Future [Legal Nightmare]!"

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EqualProtection_Mutants_4422Jessica Mederson, Esq., and Joshua Gilliland, Esq., put on their X-Uniforms and jump in the Blackbird to discuss legal issues in X-Men Days of Future Past. For example, who would have been President if Magneto had been successful in killing President Nixon and his Cabinet? Would it even remotely be Constitutional to use Sentinels to hunt Mutants?