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Darth Vader on Trial

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It’s Father’s Day, which makes it a perfect time for us to talk about everyone’s favorite absentee father with a penchant for black—Darth Vader.

Apart from the recently inserted “NOOOOO,” Anakin Skywalker’s story comes to a poignant close in Return of the Jedi. After years as Palpatine’s stooge, Anakin finally wakes up and chucks that bag of bones down a very conveniently placed chasm. Anakin then chokes out a few touching last words before going to Jedi heaven. Applause and teary eyes ensue and the ewoks throw a big tree house jamboree…complete with a really creepy set of Imperial helmet drums.

 We all know those last scenes by heart. But what if Return of the Jedi had ended differently? 

Darth Vader looked on as his former master helplessly tumbled into the gaping maw below. Anakin’s decision had already taken an awful toll, as the Emperor’s uncontrolled Force lightning seared his body and severely damaged the life support systems integrated into his armor.

Inside Anakin’s helmet, a cascade of urgent warnings flashed before his eyes as the suit diagnostics cataloged the damage to its systems. But Anakin knew his armor as if it were a dark extension of his own body. He knew it was salvageable. Despite the pain coursing through him, he knew that his battered body would also endure, as it had for so long. As alarm claxons blared and the mighty second Death Star crumbled around them, Luke was intensely focused on securing their escape.

The two boarded a small shuttle and the boarding ramp hissed closed, muffling the din of the chaos raging outside. Anakin remained in the passenger hold alone as Luke hurriedly prepped the shuttle for takeoff. It was oddly quiet, save for the rhythmic mechanical wheeze of Anakin’s taxed respirator. As the shuttle broke clear of the explosion, Anakin silently wondered what would come next.

Vader just needs a little Windex, a *gently* used replacement mechanical hand, and maybe a gentle exfoliating seaweed wrap and he’ll be as good as new.

What if Darth Vader had survived his showdown with the Emperor and been taken into Rebel Alliance custody? As hilarious as it is to picture Vader waltzing into Bright Tree Village to crash the ewok bonanza, the scenario raises some really intriguing legal issues. Chief among them is the question of how the Rebel Alliance would have handled its newest prisoner of war. Would the former Dark Lord of the Sith be put on trial for war crimes?

Before jumping to the conclusion that Vader would be summarily forced to walk the plank on Mustafar or be sentenced to hard labor at a Tatooine sand factory, it’s worth asking what the Alliance would have done with their newest POW.   

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War is never a pretty business, but there is a long-standing history of holding individuals accountable for violating its laws and customs. Public trials or tribunals are probably the most well known way that the law of war is enforced. Trials and courts-martial for war crimes have been seen throughout nearly every major conflict of the last century, from the Nuremberg trials of World War II to the International Criminal Court at The Hague. Before we dive in any deeper, we’ll go ahead and assume that the Alliance had the capability to put Darth Vader on trial, even if that’s a stretch considering their fledgling nature.

For all the Vader haters out there, putting the Dark Lord on trial for war crimes probably seems like a no brainer. After all, if it weren’t for Vader, Mace Windu would still have a hand, Yoda wouldn’t be living in a mud hut, and all those dear sweet younglings would be…well, still alive. But in reality, Vader’s capture would have come at a seminal point in the galactic war—one that would have made the question of what to do with him incredibly difficult.

At the time of his capture, Darth Vader would have been one of the most hated and feared members of the Galactic Empire. The Alliance long considered him to be one of the highest value targets in the Imperial hierarchy, second only to the Emperor himself. Palpatine’s death by Death Star shaft would have quickly elevated Vader to be public enemy number one. As a result, Rebels of all ranks would have been clamoring to have his helmet on a platter.

In the real world, the fact that someone may have committed war crimes does not automatically mean that they are put on trial. There are always a host of negotiations and debates before anyone steps foot into a courtroom. The Rebel Alliance would be no different, and its leadership would want to discuss Vader’s fate before jumping to any conclusions or analyzing the evidence and case against him.

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As Alliance High Command began its debate over what to do with Vader, Luke and Leia would have quickly found themselves in an impossible position. Both were powerful members of the Alliance with the ability to influence the Alliance’s decision on how to handle Vader.

Luke would have been powerfully compelled to come to his father’s side. Luke’s desire to protect those closest to him was a constant motivator for him, much like his father. Luke had just witnessed his father turn back from the abyss of the Dark Side, only to have his life once again be put on the line as the Alliance considered his fate.

Whether it’s rushing back to the Lars’ Homestead, Cloud City, or Jabba’s Palace, Luke doesn’t exactly have the best track record when it comes to exercising restraint and patience when his friends or family are in danger. When those close to him are in trouble, Luke has a penchant for seeing himself as the savior or protector. The same temptation would have been present with his father’s fate. As the only person who saw Vader kill the Emperor, Luke would have known that he was an essential witness for his father. Anakin could testify to those facts, but there is little chance anyone would believe him given his infamy. In contrast, Luke was a legendary member of the Alliance. When he spoke, others listened and followed. Therefore, in Luke’s mind, he was the key to any scrap of hope for his father.

Leia faced an even more complex choice than her brother. Her loyalty to family would have weighed heavily upon her decision. After learning of Anakin’s survival from Luke, Leia would have been faced her real father for the first time—a man whose armored visage was undoubtedly burned into many of her most terrible memories. Nevertheless, that sudden reunion would have been a great weight upon her shoulders. Luke’s zeal to help would have only increased that weight.

But while Luke had been a member of the Alliance orchestra, fighting in numerous battles, she had been one of its conductors, having dedicated the formative years of her life to helping shape and lead the organization. Her dedication to duty and the Alliance cause would have been an equally heavy weight upon Leia. On one hand, Leia knew that she wielded considerable influence—influence that she could probably leverage in her father’s favor. However, on the other hand, Leia would be keenly aware of the importance of the bigger picture, including the Alliance’s survival and its efforts to end the war. Leia was no stranger to making impossible decisions like this. She faced a similar one on the bridge of the first Death Star when she chose not to betray the Alliance at the cost of her home world.

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Any temptation to help Anakin would have carried a grave risk for both Luke and Leia. As ROTJ ends, their relationship to Vader was a closely held secret. If either Luke or Leia came to Anakin’s defense, there is simply no way the relationship would have remained hidden. The revelation that they were Darth Vader’s children would have been explosive news. At best, both Luke and Leia would be stripped of their influence in the Alliance. At worst, they would be regarded as spies and traitors.

Luke and Leia would have fully realized that risk and played a limited role in Anakin’s fate as a result. Luke would have realized that he was in a unique position to help both his father and his sister. Luke could stand beside his father and advocate for clemency while not endangering the Alliance’s greater cause. The shock and backlash would be fierce, not unlike what John Adams faced when he came to the defense of British Soldiers involved in the Boston Massacre. However, he could absorb the blows, knowing that he would soon be stepping away from the Alliance to follow his new path as a Jedi.

Meanwhile, Leia could fill a central role in the negotiations without revealing her secret or jeopardizing the fragile Alliance. Her close relationship with Luke was well known, so it wouldn’t be odd for her to call for others to listen to his testimony and pleas. At the same time, her personal experience with Vader’s terror provided a solid counter balance that would have given her credibility as a negotiator. Leia thus could have wielded her influence in the process without risking the greater good.

The feel when you realize that you want to propose to Leia, but you have to talk to her father, the Dark Lord of the Sith about it first.

The Alliance debate would have been equally swayed by other factors. Chief among those would be using Darth Vader to help quickly end the war. While ROTJ may have ended in a big party with space teddy bears, the war was far from over. Recent stories like the Shattered Empire comic, Aftermath trilogy, and upcoming the Battlefront II single player campaign make it clear that the Empire did not simply collapse just because the Emperor died.

Many in the Alliance would see Darth Vader as the linchpin to quickly ending the war. Vader would have been a goldmine of valuable intelligence of all aspects of the Imperial war machine. He also had a mythic reputation on the battlefield. Leveraging his knowledge and fighting abilities could mean a swift end to the fighting, which would have been incredibly tempting.

At the same time, taking any action short of a trial would risk undermining the Alliance’s legitimacy. Restoring justice to the galaxy was one of the Alliance’s core aims. Even if Darth Vader provided substantial help in ending the war, the Alliance would risk fracturing itself if he was not put on trial. Vader cut a wide and deep path of death and devastation during his time at the Emperor’s side. Alliance worlds bearing those scars would not simply stand by while the man responsible was let off. Likewise, many citizens regarded Vader as a symbol of Imperial leadership and oppression. If a man so widely regarded as evil avoided justice, their trust in the Alliance would be shattered. With one decision, the Alliance could lose the support of its members and the citizens of the galaxy they had fought so long for.

VERY IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: So, did the Rebel Alliance just happen to bring along a bunch of fireworks for the X-Wings just in case they won?

Get those high powered Coruscant criminal defense firms on speed dial, because there is almost no doubt that Anakin Skywalker would have faced trial. Luke and Leia might shape the debate to some degree, but they probably do very little to stem the fervor to hold him accountable. Although Alliance High Command might be open to a bargain in exchange for Vader’s military assistance, they would have no choice but to put him on trial.

What was Dr. Palmer’s Duty to Treat Dr. Strange?

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Dr. Christine Palmer in Doctor Strange found herself having to treat an injured Dr. Strange in an homage to The Oath. Just what is a doctor’s duty to treat an injured person who enters an emergency room in New York?

Pursuant to Federal law, if someone goes to an emergency room and requests treatment of a medical condition, the hospital must first determine an emergency medical condition exists. 42 U.S.C.S. § 1395dd(a). If an emergency medical condition exists, the hospital must either treat the medical condition to stabilize the emergency or transfer the patient to another medical facility. 42 U.S.C.S. § 1395dd(b)(1)(A) and (B).

Dr. Strange did not enter Metro-General Hospital through mortal means such as an ambulance, but a sling ring. Supernatural portals to an emergency room are irrelevant to the fact Strange entered the emergency room with a medical condition. There was no question a medical condition existed, because Dr. Strange had been stabbed with a mystical weapon. While there is an argument that a magical injury would be beyond the facilities at Metro-General, treating a stab wound should be standard for any emergency room in the United States.

The next issue is whether Dr. Palmer had a physician-patient relationship with Stephen Strange. The test is whether a physician had rendered professional services that had been accepted by another for medical or surgical treatment. See, Hanrahan v. Good Samaritan Hosp. Med. Ctr., 2013 NY Slip Op 33418(U), ¶ 3 (Sup. Ct.). This is a factual issue for a jury. Quirk v. Zuckerman, 765 N.Y.S.2d 440, 442-43 (Sup. Ct. 2003) citing Wienk-Evans v North Shore Univ. Hosp. at Glen Cove, 702 N.Y.S.2d 917 [2000].

The facts favor a finding that there was a physician-patient relationship. First, Dr. Strange entered the hospital via his sling ring. Second, Dr. Strange called for Dr. Palmer. Third, Dr. Palmer found Dr. Strange injured and choose to render medical treatment to Dr. Strange. As such, a jury could find Dr. Palmer had a physician-patient relationship with Strange.

Dr. Palmer owed Dr. Strange a duty to act as a “reasonably prudent doctor.” See, Masik v. Lutheran Med. Ctr., 2011 NY Slip Op 34163(U), ¶¶ 5-6 (Sup. Ct.), citing Nestorowich v Ricotta, 97 NY2d 393, 398. Conducting medical procedures on a patient with a mystical stab wound, who is also providing medical advice while battling his attacker on the astral plane, would definitely not be in the Physician’s Desk Reference. While turning up a defibrillator would not be something a “reasonably prudent doctor” would do, there is no expert testimony for doctors having a patient fight an astral attacker during treatment.

Can Green Lantern Carry a Gun?

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After Hal Jordan and Sinestro (who is temporarily made a Green Lantern again) seemingly die after a fight with Black Hand their combined Green Lantern ring seeks out a new bearer: it finds Simon Baz.

Baz however is busy… being interrogated by the FBI. Turns out he was accidentally involved in a car bombing (long story, see the events of Green Lantern: Rise of the Third Army for the whole thing).

Simon goes on to prove himself a Green Lantern in his own right and takes over as GL of sector 2814 (Earth). Among his other distinctions he is known as the only Green Lantern to carry a gun. Simon has taken flack about his gun from everyone from Hal to Kilowog, but the issue was brought to a head when he met Batman (who’s stance on guns is well known) in the recent Green Lantern/Batman crossover.

Simon and his partner Jessica Cruz (also a Green Lantern) are called to Gotham City to help the caped crusader solve a rash of criminal activity caused by fear. No more spoilers, check out Green Lanterns #16 and 17 for the whole story. Suffice to say that while in Gotham Simon meets Commissioner Jim Gordon.

Gordon is less than pleased to see Simon’s gun and tells him he can only carry it in Gotham with an open carry license. While there is no federal law that restricts open carrying of handguns several states have restricted the ability to open carry handguns without a permit or banned the practice all together. Being a fictional city there’s never been a clear indication of which state Gotham City is in, however there seem to be two front runners: New Jersey according to several sources in the comics, or Illinois according to artist Neil Adams who says the city is based on Chicago. Both states restrict the carrying of firearms with proper licensing, so Gordon’s line “Not unless it [the gun] comes with an open carry license from the Gotham City Registrar”, doesn’t narrow things down. See N.J. Rev. Stat. § 2C:58-4(a) for permitting requirements in NJ and 430 ILCS 66 for requirements in Il. Either way it seems Simon is in violation.

However, we don’t need to guess at what state Gotham is in since we know there are two real world places that Simon spends time in. He lives in Dearborn, Michigan and frequently visits his partner Jessica Cruz at her home outside of Portland, Oregon. Michigan’s open carry law is complicated by the release of Michigan State Police Legal Update No. 86, which seems to contradict Section 28.422 of Michigan’s laws and rectifying these two is well beyond the scope of this blog post. Plus I live in Oregon and until Peter Parker moves back here we only get this one comic book hero to look at with our state laws so… that’s what we’re going to do.

Oregon’s gun laws are found in ORS section 166, specifically 166.250 Unlawful Possession of Firearms. So long as a person is over 18 and the firearm is not concealed it is lawful to carry. Meaning Simon is ok to strap his pistol to his hip and visit Jessica for pancakes, right? Well, not exactly. When we are first introduced to Simon Baz in Green Lantern v.5 #0 we find out he’s got a history of illegal street racing and stealing cars. We never get an answer as to if Simon has ever been convicted before (since he’s being held in the DC universe’s version of Guantanamo there are some other concerns and the GL ring busts him out before we get too far into the case), but it strongly implied throughout the series that he has a criminal record. What we do know is that if he has a record it comes either from the street racing accident that results in his brother-in-law’s coma or for stealing cars. Stealing cars is a felony offense in Michigan and street racing that results in a serious injury would almost certainly be charged as felony reckless driving. If Simon has a felony record then he would be violating ORS 166.270 Possession of Weapons by Certain Felons, a class C felony when involving a firearm. So Simon would be better off leaving his gun at home.

Oddly, although Simon would likely be prohibited from wearing a pistol on his hip in most places he frequents (assuming that his felony record is more than just a suggestion), weapon laws are tied to specific terms like firearm or knife. So he’d be fine to keep his Power Ring which, while it may be the most powerful weapon in the DC Universe, is not a weapon by most legal definitions.

Wonder Woman Podcast

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Jessica and I loved Wonder Woman. We sat down to discuss the new film, memories of the 1970s TV series, and the legal issues with compelling someone to incriminate themselves. We touch on the causes of World War I, war crimes, and a host of other topics in our review of Wonder Woman.

Celebrating the 10th Anniversary of Illusive Comics

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Jack Yang and I both shop at Illusive Comics. We joined the owner Anna, and her great team, in celebrating their 10th Anniversary. We recorded a special podcast where we discussed how Illusive is a community for geeks, thoughts on recent comics, and the privacy issues with Mantis disclosing Star-Lord’s feelings for Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol 2. And yes, we had cake.

Wonder Woman, Seventies Style!

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The final countdown is on until I finally get to see the Wonder Woman movie Friday night and these last few days are going far too slow. To help me make it through, I’ve decided to watch the show that made me fall in love with Wonder Woman in the first place: Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman TV show.

I don’t remember much from the show (besides that spin) but it created a lifelong obsession. Thanks to that show and the iconic superhero that is Wonder Woman, I now have Wonder Woman comics, tee shirts, toys, mugs, action figures, garbage cans, and lunch boxes (“winning” that lunch box on eBay taught me to never again mix wine and bidding). And I’ve been waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for decades. I’m really excited that Patty Jenkins directed this movie although I hoped for years that the Joss Whedon/Lauren Graham version would happen.

Watching a TV show from the ’70s is fun for a lot of reasons. First, the cheesiness of these old sitcoms is amazing. Second, you get to play “I know that person.” I didn’t know that Cloris Leachman played Queen Hippolyta! And I was shocked to see Henry Gibson of Laugh In fame show up as an Allied spy. Even Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli from The Goonies) showed up as a cab driver! Third, it’s nice to see a show from the days when we all agreed that Nazis and fascism were evil. The only depressing part of watching the first episode is that Wonder Woman’s girl power statements are as important, relevant, and disputed today as they were forty years ago.

Wonder Woman’s lasso is also pretty awesome. I’ve often said that Wonder Woman and her fight for truth and justice represents the good side of the legal system (while Darth Vader represents the Dark Side). In particular, her lasso, with its ability to get anyone to tell the truth, would obviously be hugely useful during depositions or in court.

There are two major constitutional issues with using her lasso, however, to coerce a confession that would not otherwise be given. First, the use of the lasso on an unwilling witness or party to get them to confess would violate the Fifth Amendment‘s protection against self-incrimination. The Constitution’s Due Process Clause (of the 14th Amendment) also requires that a confession be voluntarily given — the defendant’s will must not be “overborne by the circumstances surrounding the giving of a confession.” Dickerson v. United States, 530 U.S. 428, 434 (2000). Under the Due Process clause, if the confession is “not the product of a rational intellect and free will, the confession was coerced and is inadmissible.” Id. As the Supreme Court has noted, both the American and English legal systems have long believed that a voluntary confession is credible while an involuntary confession should be rejected. In support of this position, the Court quoted an English opinion from 1783: “A free and voluntary confession is deserving of the highest credit, because it is presumed to flow from the strongest sense of guilt … but a confession forced from the mind by the flattery of hope, or by the torture of fear, comes in so questionable a shape … that no credit ought to be given to it; and therefore it is rejected. Id.  (quoting King v. Warickshall, 1 Leach 262, 263–264, 168 Eng. Rep. 234, 235 (K.B. 1783)).

Our legal system depends on parties and witnesses telling the truth. We don’t have any magical lassos, but over the years, courts have considered using our world’s less perfect forms of truth telling tools to assist with them in finding the truth. In the trial of the Aurora shooter, for example, the court ordered that the prosecution could use a “truth serum” if the shooter relied on an insanity defense, but only to determine if he was actually insane at the time of the shooting. This highly unusual order raised legal concerns because of the Constitutional issues mentioned above. In fact, in 1963 the Supreme Court specifically held that confessions brought about by “truth serums” are not the product of a free intellect and are therefore inadmissible. See Townsend v. Sain, 372 U.S. 293, 307–08 (1963), overruled on other grounds by Keeney v. Tamayo-Reyes, 504 U.S. 1 (1992). Medical experts also raised concerns about whether such a serum would actually be effective and/or reliable. Likewise, the efficiency of lie detector tests has also caused many jurisdictions to ban their use, although there are still a few locations where they can be used under certain circumstances.

So our legal system is left without a Wonder Woman or her lasso. The rest of us will just have to make do with our Wonder Woman toys to inspire us to keep up the fight for truth and justice! And hopefully none of us lawyers will end up bound and gagged without a Wonder Woman to rescue us (seriously, did Steve Trevor get tied up in every episode of Wonder Woman?)!

Star Wars 40th Anniversary Podcasts

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Happy Anniversary Star Wars! The Far Away Galaxy from a long time ago has inspired lawyers and judges for 40 years. We recorded three podcasts to celebrate the Ruby Anniversary with friends who all love Star Wars. Join us for lawyers geeking out over why people love Star Wars, legal analysis, and more.

Enjoy, and remember, the Force will be with you. Always.