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The Rules of a Royal Romance

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I became a tad obsessed with the British crown at an early age. The first biography I read as a kid was about Queen Elizabeth I (her dad makes Meghan Markle’s dad look positively fantastic) and I, like much of the world in the ’80s, fell in love with Princess Di. I had my hair cut like hers, I collected magazines about her, and I still remember where I was when I heard the news about her tragic Paris car crash.

My obsession has cooled as I’ve grown (now I’m just obsessed with The Crown) and so I’ve been following the Meghan Markle/Prince Harry gossip mainly as a distraction from the real-life horrors we face every day. But one particular aspect of the prospective marriage fascinates me, both as a lawyer and as a member of a former British colony: the idea of an American marrying into a family that has so many rules. And not just any rules–rules that they all take very seriously.

On the one hand, the idea of this pecking order and being born into a particular position/status rankles me to no end as an American (and makes me glad we fought the Revolutionary War–although lately the idea of the Queen taking us back is tempting). The sexism in many of the rules also drives me nuts. On the other hand, the absurdist in me adores the adherence to such completely pointless, totally inconsequential rules.

So as we count down Meghan’s final hours and minutes of freedom before being swallowed up by The Firm, let’s look at some of the rules that will impact her and her family for generations to come.

Your Majesty, May I Get Married?

First things first, Meghan and Harry wouldn’t have been able to get married if the Queen hadn’t okayed it. And obtaining her permission (not blessing) was not a foregone conclusion. Just ask the Queen’s sister, Princess Margaret (RIP). She wanted to marry Peter Townsend, a divorced man, and her sister (and later, the government) forbade it because of Peter’s divorce.

Ironically, the Queen wouldn’t even be the monarch today if her uncle had been able to stay on the throne. But he fell in love with a divorced American and had to choose between the throne and her. He chose love. (Cynical note: There are also arguments that Wallis Simpson’s connections to the Nazis had an impact on the choice King Edward VIII was given. Pessimistic note: Can’t believe we’re still dealing with Nazis nearly a century later.) Of course, the Church of England, of which the Queen is the formal head, now accepts divorce (better than the beheadings that its founder, King Henry VIII, tended to rely on).

So that obstacle has been removed, but the Queen still had to give Harry formal permission to wed because he is currently sixth in line for the throne (and was fifth in line for the throne, after Princess Charlotte, when he and Meghan first became engaged). That’s because there is literally a law that states that the first six people in the line of succession to the throne must have the monarch’s permission to wed. Insane, right?! So Prince Charles, Prince William, Kate and William’s three children, and Prince Harry all need the Queen’s permission to wed. The recent birth of Prince Louis, however, means that Prince Andrew (Prince Charles’ younger brother) is now seventh in line to the throne and there’s a decent chance he and Fergie may end up getting remarried now that they no longer need the Queen’s permission.

Call Me By WHOSE Name?

So this next rule is one of the really sexist rules. The way the rules work, only “blood” princesses (has anyone ever discussed adoption?) get to be called Princess X (e.g., Princess Charlotte, Princess Anne, Princess Eugenie). If you marry a prince, you actually take on their name and title. So technically, Kate Middleton isn’t Princess Catherine, she’s Princess William of Wales. Likewise, Meghan will technically be known as Princess Harry of Wales, although the odds are very high that the Queen will bestow upon Harry and Meghan the titles Duke and Duchess of something (possibly Sussex), so she’ll also have that name.

I could go on for a long time because the rules regarding names and titles get very long and elaborate, but I’d probably still get it wrong because the rules are very technical. Suffice it to say, most royals, like our greatest celebrities (Madonna, Beyonce, Cher, Rihanna) don’t need last names but do like really long titles. Prince Phillip, for example, was born with the name, Philip, Prince of Greece, while his current full title is: His Royal Highness Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, Knight of the Garter, Knight of the Thistle, Order of Merit, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire, Companion of the Order of Australia, Companion of The Queen’s Service Order, Privy Counsellor.

To Curtsy or Not To Curtsy

This rule is sexist and petty, and it’s also exhausting to think of how hard this would be to remember at every family outing: it’s the rule for which royals have to curtsy or bow (really, that’s just a head bob) to other royals. And there’s an official order on this, which the Queen updated before Kate married William. It’s called the Order of Precedence and the Queen also updated it when Charles married Camilla, so she may update it again in light of Meghan joining the family.

For purposes of establishing Kate’s rank in the hierarchy, the Order provides that she has to curtsy to the “blood princesses” (like Princess Anne and Princess Eugenie) if she’s by herself. If she’s with William, however, she “adopts” his rank and the blood princesses have to curtsy to her. (Family note: Ugh, I can’t imagine ever having to curtsy to any of my cousins or their spouses, no matter how much I love them!). This Order also impacts the order of arrival at events (just like celebrities at the Oscars!). Presumably, the Order will be adjusted so that Meghan’s situation is similar to Kate’s, although she’ll probably always have to curtsy to Kate (again, uck.).

This rule makes me think of the story Michael J. Fox tells about sitting next to Princess Diana (technically Diana, Princess of Wales) for a screening of “Back to the Future.” Long story short, he had been told he couldn’t stand up unless she did first. Just as the movie started he realized he had to pee but didn’t move the entire movie because he was afraid of breaking that rule!

What About the Kids?

Finally, assuming Harry and Meghan have kids, what titles and ranks will they have? That’s a tougher question. First, the British monarchy still has the sexist rule that titles are inherited through sons, which is part of the reason why some of Queen Elizabeth’s grandchildren are princes and princesses (e.g., Prince Charles’ and Prince Andrews’ children) but Princess Anne’s children are not. The Queen offered to bestow titles upon Anne’s children but she declined. Likewise, the Queen’s youngest son, Prince Edward, decided he did not want his children to have the royal titles to which they were entitled. Harry and Meghan could choose to follow either Andrew’s lead or Edward’s lead with their kids.

On a related note, one slight improvement has been made to the rules of succession in Great Britain. Prior to the birth of Prince George, Parliament passed a Succession to the Crown Act that provided that the female offspring of an heir to the crown would not be passed over for a younger, male sibling. So that means Princess Charlotte does not lose her place in line for the throne to her younger brother, Prince Louis. The Act also softens, but does not totally eliminate, the bias against Roman Catholics. King Henry VIII’s feud with the Catholic Church isn’t dead yet!

So all of this is just a fraction of what Meghan will have to deal with after this weekend’s wedding. She seems like a smart, accomplished woman who knows what she’s doing and it looks like she intends to use her newfound platform for good, which is great. I wish her the best of luck and hope everything goes well for her. And, as a mother and a daughter, I’m sad for Prince Harry that his mother won’t be there this weekend. I’m sad as a lifelong fan of Princess Diana too. Just to show how obsessed I was with Princess Diana, here’s a picture of the magazines that I still can’t let go off even after all of these years. Some of them have even traveled with me from the East Coast to Texas to Wisconsin. She’s the only royal I really care about.

 

The Case for Belter Independence in The Expanse

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“Our air, our water! Ereluf beltalowda! Owkwa beltalowda! You can’t silence us! Belters won’t stand for this forever!”

Fans of SyFy’s The Expanse were dealt a blow this week when the network announced it would be cancelling the highly rated sci-fi show. Fans were also quick to respond, however, petitioning for Amazon to pick up the show and even going so far as flying a banner over the studio’s headquarters. The space opera, which has been called a spiritual successor to the revered Battlestar Galactica, is one of the best new space-based sci-fi shows in recent memory. Check out this killer fan-made trailer to get a taste of the show.

The plot goes as follows: After the exploration and settlement of Mars, Earth unites as one government under the United Nations (“UN”). After a few generations of unrest and resentment, the territorial government of Mars exchanges its newly-invented “Epstein Drive” with Earth to guarantee their independence. The Drive allows much faster, more efficient space travel to the outer solar system, where both Earth and Mars tenuously share the right and responsibility of “mining” natural resources in an asteroid belt (“the Belt”) between Mars and Jupiter. Still, the militaristic government of Mars is not happy with its portion of the resources (namely, water), and a type of cold war exists between the two planets.

I imagine Mars is like Arizona, with fewer overly-tan and shirtless guys walking around

Millions of miles from these planets, it only takes a few generations before those born in the Belt start to grumble. Belters have their own language (lang Belta, or “Belter Creole”), are taller and thinner due to the low gravity, and generally poorer in health due to atmospheric and environmental issues. Most Belters have never been to a civilized planet, and they have no residual love for the place their great-great-great grandparents were born. Resenting the second-class citizenship afforded them by the “Earthers and Dusters,” some Belters form the “Outer Planet Alliance” to fight for autonomy and more rights. Like most freedom-seeking organizations that employ violence, Earth and Mars are quick to label the OPA a terrorist organization and the planets quickly suppress any independence talk by the Belt.

Rich in natural resources and far from the inner planets, it’s easy to see why the Belters feel like they deserve more. Because Earth’s resources are gone and Mars has very little natural resources to speak of, it’s even easier to understand why they would not give up control of the Belt without a fight. So how can the Belt establish its independence? Fortunately, Earth has seen its share of independence movements and the path to independent nationhood (Is this planethood? non-planetary-grouphood?) is well established—if not also exceedingly difficult.

Establishing Sovereign Independence

While no universal agreement on how to establish an independent nation or non-planetary asteroid belt exists, history provides us with a solid outline. First, the group must meet certain practical requirements involving territory, population, and government. Second, the group must declare its independence. Third, but not necessarily fatal, other governments must recognize the group’s independence and sovereignty. Based on what we have seen of the Belt in The Expanse, I think the Belters stand a decent chance in the long run. Earth and Mars can’t destroy the Belt, they need it.

“No need to worry about all of Earth and Mars’ interstellar warheads launching in our direction, I’m sure they’re not coming for us.”

A. Basic Eligibility Requirements

In the Montevideo Convention of 1933, 19 nations in North and South America codified the declarative theory of statehood as accepted as part of customary international law. The Convention, which set out the definition, rights, and duties of statehood, acknowledged that “[t]he state as a person of international law should possess the following qualifications: (a) a permanent population; (b) a defined territory; (c) government; and (d) capacity to enter into relations with the other states.” Montevideo Convention on the Rights and Duties of States, Dec. 26, 1933, 49 Stat 3097, T.S. No. 881, 165 L.N.T.S. 19; see also Restatement (Third) of Foreign Relations Law § 201 (1987). To meet the third and fourth requirement, it’s likely the entity also “must be capable of acting independently of foreign governments.” IV Encyclopedia of Public International Law 603 (Rudolf Bernhardt ed., 1st ed. 2000).

The Belters probably can meet all of these requirements, but their reliance on Earth and Mars could mean that it doesn’t matter. The Belt has somewhere between 50 and 100 million inhabitants, spread across five major colonies: Ceres, Vesta, Eros, Anderson Station, and Tycho Station. These colonies are located amid the general orbits of Mars and Jupiter, and could be “geographically” limited to the space between the current outer posts.

Furthermore, although Earth and Mars considered the OPA to be a terrorist organization, Belters view the group as a de-centralized sociopolitical movement capable of Belt governance. Assuming OPA leaders like Fred Johnson could unite the various factions, the Belt should be able to establish an actual working government. Whether the Belt is “capable of acting independently of foreign governments,” however, depends solely on its reliance on Earth and Mars for air and other goods that are naturally found in the Belt. My guess is they could.

So if I’m getting this right, I just yell that I’m an independent state and everyone leaves me alone, right?

B. Declaration of Belt Independence

Throughout history, groups have successfully declared themselves independent of their colonial masters. For example, the Cabinet of Rhodesia adopted the Unilateral Declaration of Independence, declaring itself independent of Great Britain in November of 1965. The most famous example is arguably the United States’ Declaration of Independence (“DOI”) in 1776, which declared that “these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States,” and promptly started a war. Although the DOI “may not have the force of organic law,” Cotting v. Godard, 183 U.S. 79, 107 (1901); see also Alexander Tsesis, Self-Government and the Declaration of Independence, 97 Cornell L. Rev. 693, 696 (2012), it served its purpose in declaring the United States an independent nation.

The UN’s International Court of Justice also “considers that general international law contains no applicable prohibition of declarations of independence” and unilateral declarations of that type are not illegal. See Accordance with International Law of the Unilateral Declaration of Independence in Respect of Kosovo, Advisory Opinion, 2010 I.C.J. 403 at ¶ 84 (July 22). Although the Belters have not made such a declaration, it is easy enough to imagine one:

We declare the Main Asteroid Belt to be a democratic, secular, and multi-ethnic, non-planetary republic, guided by the principles of non-discrimination and equal protection under the law. We shall protect and promote the rights of all communities in the Belt and create the conditions necessary for their effective participation in political and decision-making processes. Because the history of Earth and Mars is one of subjugation, exploitation, and neglect, we hereby break all allegiances with those planets. Furthermore, we commit to protecting the rights, resources, and lives of all Belters, as is our right.

You’re welcome Fred.

Ok, so can we all agree that belts are a necessary item for Belters to wear in the Belt? No? Well great, there goes my idea for a pop up on Ceres.

C. Recognition

“Recognition is a ‘formal acknowledgement’ that a particular ‘entity possesses the qualifications for statehood’ or ‘that a particular regime is the effective government of a state.’” Zivotofsky ex rel. Zivotofsky v. Kerry, 135 S. Ct. 2076, 2084 (2015) (quoting § 203, cmt. a). This last stage of establishing definitive statehood presents the most difficult for those in the Belt. Unlike Earth, which previously had many different nations that could recognize a new country, the Belt can only seek recognition from Earth and Mars. No other governments even exist within the solar system.

Fortunately, as the Restatement explains: “An entity that satisfies the requirements of § 201 is a state whether or not its statehood is formally recognized by other states.” § 202, cmt. b. And under United States’ law, recognition mostly seems to be “a precondition of regular diplomatic relations,” see Zivotofsky, 135 S. Ct. at 2084, not a precondition for independence. Because the Belt is unlikely to be recognized by Earth or Mars—absent a treaty establishing trade with one but not the other—it may be difficult to gain an accepted independence outside of the Belt’s confines.

As a former Marine myself, I approve of the Martian Marine Corps’ jumpsuit-only uniform. So comfortable.

Conclusion

Although the Belt may meet international law’s qualifications for becoming an independent and sovereign entity, which it could legally declare itself to be, it’s hard to imagine Earth or Mars giving up their space-age breadbasket and recognizing the Belt as such. Without negotiating or fighting for that recognition, the Belt could still act independently in its own territories; however, it would not have the benefit of trade or diplomacy with its planetary-based neighbors. Fortuitously, the Belt may have been dealt a strong hand to play (Warning: Spoiler), but we likely won’t get to find out unless Amazon picks up the series. No, seriously, Amazon, you should pick up the series. Please?

Random thoughts:

  • Because air and water are more precious than gold in the Belt, I’m sure scores of air and water lawyers argue about all the attendant regulations and statutes. What are water rights in space like?
  • The Expanse does a great job anticipating changes in culture due to the effects of space. Like the inclusion of hand symbols in lang Belta, which developed when Belters were doing space walks and needed to communicate quickly.
  • Would death by being sucked out into space be considered cruel and unusual? My guess is that the practice, like walking the plank, is pretty commonplace in the more remote Belt outposts. Probably not.
  • Apparently legal battles are already being planned over the colonization of Mars, so maybe we can get all of these hashed out in the next hundred or so years. I vote for Belter rights!

 

 

Was Scarlet Witch Legally Justified to Kill [Spoiler] in Infinity War?

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Unconditional love can ask a lot of a human being, like killing the android you love in order to prevent universal genocide. In Avengers Infinity War, the Vision asked the Scarlet Witch to destroy the Mind Stone embedded in his forehead, in order to prevent Thanos from acquiring the final Infinity Stone in order to kill half of all life in the universe.

Did Scarlet Witch commit the act of murder when she “killed” Vision? Would there be any legal justification for the act of “murder”?

Can a Robot be Murdered?

In order for Scarlet Witch to be prosecuted for murder, the Vision first would have to be legally recognized as a person. Murder is defined as “the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” CA Pen. Code, § 187(a). There is no question Scarlet Witch purposely killed Vision with her Hex Powers in order to destroy the Mind Stone. However, there is the issue whether Vision, who is an artificial being, would qualify as a “human being” under the plane meaning of the law.

Scarlet Witch and all of the Avengers treated Vision as a person, not a weapons system. However, the law is a bit trickier. The Vision was not “born” but built. Our definition of biological life does not include building artificial life. The only legal principle that might find the Vision is a “person,” is the California law on the control of dangerous weapons, which defines a “person” as “individual, partnership, corporation, limited liability company, association, or any other group or entity, regardless of how it was created.” CA Pen. Code, § 16970. The “regardless of how it was created” would push its application to the Vision.

If the Vision is legally a person, then it is possible for him to be murdered. If he is not a person, then it is destruction of property.

Was Vision’s Murder Legally Justified?

Assuming in arguendo that Vision is legally a person, was Scarlet Witch legally justified to destroy the Mind Stone (and Vision) to keep Thanos from acquiring the final Infinity Stone?

Scarlet Witch could argue the “necessity defense” in that it was necessary to kill the Vision in order to prevent trillions of life forms across the universe from being killed. In order for Scarlet Witch to be able to argue the necessity defense, there had to be no reasonable legal alternatives to violating the law. People v. Galambos 104 Cal.App.4th 1147 (2002). Scarlet Witch would need to show that she had to destroy the Mind Stone 1) to prevent a significant and imminent evil; 2) with no reasonable legal alternative; 3) without creating a greater danger than the one avoided; 4) with a good faith belief that the criminal act was necessary to prevent the greater harm; 5) with such belief being objectively reasonable, and 6) under circumstances in which she did not substantially contribute to the emergency. People v. Kearns 55 Cal.App.4th 1128, 1135 (1997).

The prospect of half of all life in the universe being destroyed would be a “significant and imminent evil” to prevent. Moreover, Scarlet Witch did not have any reasonable alternatives, as Thanos was easily dispensing every hero who faced him. As to the issue of creating a danger greater than the one to be avoid, destroying the Mind Stone and Vision easily tip in favor of saving trillions of lives. Scarlet Witch could have had a good faith belief in her actions, because Thanos had five Infinity Stones and a large army had invaded the Earth. Scarlet Witch objectively could have believed she was doing the right thing and was not contributing to the emergency.

There would be a significant challenge with bringing the necessity defense to destroy the Mind Stone: Necessity is not recognized as a defense to murder. A defendant cannot argue that he killed innocent people to avoid getting himself killed. Delgadillo v. McEwen 2015 U.S.Dist.LEXIS 142003, at *13 (C.D.Cal. Aug. 24, 2015).

If Vision is a person, there really is no valid legal defense for Scarlet Witch killing him. This would require a defense attorney to argue the Vision was not a person, thus Scarlet Witch was merely destroying property in order to prevent a weapon of mass destruction from falling into the hands of an environmental terrorist who wanted to kill trillions.

The concept of trading a life for a life is never a good one, which is why the law rejects the necessity defense as a reason for murder. Scarlet Witch was the only Avenger who was able to hold off Thanos ONE HANDED while destroying the Mind Stone. If Scarlet Witch had directed all of her energy and focus on Thanos and his Infinity Gauntlet, she had the best odds out of all of the Avengers to either destroy the gauntlet or stop Thanos. Alternatively, if Scarlet Witch and Thor had fought Thanos together, both could have landed the kill shot necessary to stop Thanos.

The Avengers should have focused on stopping Thanos, not destroying the Mind Stone. While the team did not know Thor had survived, if they had directed their energies to repairing Vision so he could have been on the battlefield, the conflict could have turned out differently. Instead, they went with a sacrifice play that cost them everything.

Keeping Your Kids Safe, the Black Mirror Way

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“[T]he interest of parents in the care, custody, and control of their children . . . is perhaps the oldest of the fundamental liberty interests recognized by this Court.”  

Troxel v. Granville, 530 U.S. 57, 65 (U.S. 2000).

It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: Your child goes missing without a trace. Frantic phone calls. Community searches. A grizzled police detective telling a crying mother that the first 48 hours are the most critical. But what if technology existed to track and protect the more than 400,000 missing children in the United States? What if you could open your cell phone, click on an app, and immediately see what your child is doing, feeling, and where he or she is at? But this app wouldn’t just be useful when your child is lost, you could also review your child’s experiences while you were away with a babysitter, monitor what type of TV the child watched at a friend’s house, or make sure your child is actually doing homework instead of playing on an iPad.

Worried you don’t have eyes on you child 24/7, 365 days a year, in real time? Take a seat right here.

In the second episode of Black Mirror’s latest season, Arkangel, we are confronted with this exact issue. Following a playground scare, single mother and helicopter-parent Marie Sambrell signs up to participate in a limited-release, free trial of Arkangel—a tech-integrated child monitoring system that allows her to monitor her daughter Sara’s location, medical stats, and what she sees. Arkangel also allows Marie to control Sara’s vision when her cortisol levels spike; censoring scary, obscene, or other stressful stimuli with pixelization and audio distortion. As a result of this censorship, Sara grows an isolated and unsocial grade schooler, causing Marie to shut down Arkangel until unwisely reactivating it later when Sara is a teenager.

Under the Fourteenth Amendment’s Due Process Clause, which “provides heightened protection against government interference with certain fundamental rights and liberty interests,” Washington v. Glucksberg, 521 U.S. 702, 720 (1997), parents have the fundamental, substantive right to “bring up children,” Meyer v. Nebraska, 262 U.S. 390, 399 (1923), and “to direct the . . . upbringing of one’s children,” Glucksberg, 521 U.S. at 720. The Supreme Court has repeatedly affirmed this right, stating that “[i]t is cardinal with us that the custody, care and nurture of the child reside first in the parents[.]”  Prince v. Massachusetts, 321 U.S. 158, 166 (1944). And although “these decisions have respected the private realm of family life which the state cannot enter[,] . . . the family itself is not beyond regulation in the public interest[.]” Id.

“[T]o guard the general interest in youth’s well being, the state as parens patriae may restrict the parent’s control” over their children’s lives in certain ways. Id. “The state’s authority over children’s activities is broader than over like actions of adults,” Prince, 321 U.S. at 168, especially for cases “in which any harm to the physical or mental health of the child or to the public safety, peace, order, or welfare has been demonstrated or may be properly inferred,” see Wisconsin v. Yoder, 406 U.S. 205, 230 (1972). Accordingly, in the context of parental control and familial association, whether “constitutional rights have been violated must be determined by balancing [a parent’s] liberty interests against the relevant state interests” in the child’s well-being. See Youngberg v. Romeo, 457 U.S. 307, 321 (1982).

Fortunately, Arkangel blocked all of the Avengers: Infinity War spoilers he was talking about.

Here, the right of the parent to implant and utilize the Arkangel device would likely be weighed against (1) the welfare of the child, Hodgson v. Minnesota, 497 U.S. 417, 444 (1990), and (2) the “state interest in protecting a parent’s interest in shaping a child’s values and lifestyle,” id. at 452. But “[s]imply because the decision of a parent is not agreeable to a child or because it involves risks does not automatically transfer the power to make that decision from the parents to some agency or officer of the state.” Parham v. J. R., 442 U.S. 584, 603 (1979). Furthermore, “making the ‘private realm of family life’ conform to some state-designed ideal, is not a legitimate state interest at all.” Hodgson v. Minnesota, 497 U.S. at 452.

Based on the device’s use in Arkangel, I can see three ways the government could challenge parents’ strong presumption of control over their children: (1) the implanting of the device itself; (2) monitoring the child’s vision and location; and (3) controlling that vision through pixelation and audio distortion.

I mean, who doesn’t want a complete invasion of their privacy permanently installed in your head?

1. Implanting Arkangel

Cases involving the parents’ right to control the bodily integrity of their children are scant. Reproductive rights, however, have been extended to minors (under consultation with medical professionals) without parental consent limitations. In Planned Parenthood of Cent. Missouri v. Danforth, the Supreme Court held that parents do not have the right to object to their minor’s decision to obtain an abortion. 428 U.S. 52, 75 (1976). Relatedly, the Court has held that a minor has the independent right to obtain contraceptives regardless of a parent’s wishes. Carey v. Population Servs., Int’l, 431 U.S. 678, 694 (1977). Both of these cases, however, address limitations on parents’ control over their child’s choice to obtain medical treatment. Not the government’s choice to control a parent’s right to choose a certain procedure for their child. See B. Jessie Hill, Constituting Children’s Bodily Integrity, 64 Duke L.J. 1295, 1315 (2015) (concluding that “the right of children to bodily integrity is only partially constitutionalized”).

Most often, it appears that the federal government properly leaves that task to the states, who in turn defer to the parents. See, e.g., Ind. Code Ann. § 31-34-1-15 (permitting parents to use “reasonable corporal punishment”); S.D. Codified Laws § 22-18-5 (2006) (permitting “force used is reasonable in manner and moderate in degree”). Reflecting a parent’s control over this or her child’s body, minors often need parental consent when aesthetic or elective medical choices are made. See, e.g., Ariz. Rev. Stat. § 13-3721 (unlawful to implant or tattoo a minor absent parental consent); Ariz. Rev. Stat. § 36-673 (“A minor child shall not be immunized without the informed consent of the parent”). It’s likely a court would view the Arkangel device in this same light.

Because the interest in parents’ intimate associational and control rights of their children will weigh in favor of permitting the implementation, the only countervailing interest appears if the procedure would harm the child physically (the procedure appears painless) or is completely unnecessary in that the implementation furthers no appropriate goals. See Hall v. Tawney, 621 F.2d 607, 613 (4th Cir. 1980); Johnson v. Glick, 481 F.2d 1028, 1033 (2d Cir. 1973) (Friendly, J.). Neither of these seems problematic in our episode, but one could imagine that the process does not always run so smoothly.

Every parent’s second worst nightmare

2. Monitoring Your Child Through Arkangel

        The constitutionality of monitoring a child’s activities and vision through Arkangel presents a much less controversial issue. Parents have long held the right to direct their child’s education, Glucksberg, 521 U.S. at 720, and exposure to the “evils” and “all the diverse influences of the street.” Prince, 321 U.S. at 168. In upholding a statute that denied minors the right to purchase “obscene” magazines (read: porn), the Court recognized that the parents’ and the state have the right to ensure that children are not exposed to explicit adult material. Ginsberg v. State of N. Y., 390 U.S. 629, 639 (1968).

Even in the broader Arkangel context, parents would absolutely have the right to monitor what a child watches, where a child goes, or how they are treated stemming from their right to oversee the child’s welfare. The only caveat to this statement would involve the rights of other children engaged in (ahem) intimate activities with the parent’s child. Otherwise, absent evidence of some abuse of that capability or unfitness to be a parent, there’s little the government would—or could—do. Helicopter parents around the world rejoice.

She seems super excited about having her Mom know her every move

3. Controlling Your Child Through Arkangel

Marie also has the ability to engage a “filter” function, causing Sara’s vision and audio to distort when her cortisol levels spike in response to negative stimuli. Scary dogs, graphic videos, and even blood drawn on a page are all rendered indistinct and non-threatening. But unlike the passive monitoring capability, the active filtering ability affects Sara’s life in positive and negative ways. She’s not scared but she’s also not able to develop coping mechanisms, or help her grandfather as he has a heart attack.

A couple additional problems arise with filtering. The trigger—cortisol, aka “the stress hormone”—seems too broad. Anything that stresses a child out could potentially be distorted. Even life threatening situations where accurate vision is needed such as a human or animal attack, could leave the child vulnerable to harm. Notwithstanding the Supreme Court’s decision that parents have the ultimate with whom their children interact, see Troxel, 530 U.S. at 70, there are simply too many ways the filtering function could inadvertently harm the child. Maybe that is why Europe banned the tech and the U.S. was soon to follow.

Mom’s gotta go back to her old ways of snooping

4. If Approved, It Still Wouldn’t Be An Absolute Right

The Supreme Court has repeatedly remarked that the parents’ rights, albeit extremely strong, are not absolute. See id. at 88; Parham, 442 U.S. at 604. Even if Arkangel was approved (although likely without the filtering function), there are a number of existing limitations that would apply. If the parents are unfit, abuse their child, or the system, the government would have the ability to turn the system off. Troxel, 530 U.S. at 68–69. If the child expressed a strong desire to not be implanted (assuming it was not done at birth), there is also an argument that the courts may uphold their right to bodily integrity. See generally Bellotti v. Baird, 443 U.S. 622, 647 (1979). If that did not work, then a state law emancipation action would remove the parental rights and provide relief. See H. L. v. Matheson, 450 U.S. 398, 450 (1981). How the courts would find out about the abuse, however, is a whole other can of privacy worms.

5. Conclusion

While parental rights over children are historically strong, there are some limitations. Painlessly implanting the Arkangel device and monitoring a child’s location or medical status would likely be constitutional in the United States. Advanced features including vision monitoring and filtering, much less likely—especially considering the autonomy and privacy modern teenagers expect today. But given the potential lifesaving benefits inherent in the system, it’s hard to say that America would not jump at the chance to save more children.

Random Thoughts:

  • This is one of the few Black Mirror episodes to explicitly take place in the United States. I’m sure it has nothing to do with our penchant for parenting.
  • You have to imagine that the irreversible nature of the procedure would be off-putting and adult implantees would petition hard for a way to remove the device.
  • The tech in Black Mirror’s Entire History of You, which I talk about here, is also used to review what a child saw and experienced during her time with a babysitter.
  • As the old saying goes, “If you’re not paying for the product, you are the product.” The privacy law geek in me cringes at the thought of the Arkangel company’s access to all the data in a child’s feed.
  • Under Justice Thomas’s originalist view, Arkangel would likely be wholly permissible because historically, children were subject to their parents’ control with few limitations. See Brown v. Entm’t Merchants Ass’n, 564 U.S. 786, 821-39 (2011) (THOMAS, J., dissenting).
  • Like always, I’m so glad that this tech is only sci-fi and not a totally real and inevitable addition to parenting.

How to Prosecute Thanos for Killing Half of All Life?

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Thanos The Mad Titan is the most dangerous environmentalist war criminal in pop culture. In the comics, Thanos was a literal lover of Death. In Avengers Infinity War, Thanos is more complex. He wants to kill half of all life in the universe in order to sustain life. In Thanos’ twisted reality, eliminating half of all living beings would preserve natural resources allowing life to flourish. In Thanos’ mind, he is the hero.

The slight problem with that fanatical belief? Thanos committed mass genocide to achieve his dream of universal sustainability.

Prosecuting Thanos for the extermination of half of all life at the snap of his figures would cause multiple challenges. No one has been prosecuted for any mass killing of that magnitude before. The closest would be the war crimes trials of the Nazis after World War II. Even then, it was not one person who snapped his fingers to commit mass murder in the blink of an eye.

The Allies after World War II agreed to the procedural rules for prosecuting Axis members for war crimes in the London Charter. 59 Stat. 1544. Article Six of the London Charter defined the jurisdiction of the Nuremberg war crimes trials as follows:

(a) Crimes against peace: namely, planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression, or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances, or participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the foregoing;

(b) War crimes: namely, violations of the laws or customs of war. Such violations shall include, but not be limited to, murder, ill-treatment or deportation to slave labor or for any other purpose of civilian population of or in occupied territory, murder or ill-treatment of prisoners of war or persons on the seas, killing of hostages, plunder of public or private property, wanton destruction of cities, towns or villages, or devastation not justified by military necessity;

(c) Crimes against humanity: namely, murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation, and other inhumane acts committed against any civilian population, before or during the war; or persecutions on political, racial or religious grounds in execution of or in connection with any crime within the jurisdiction of the Tribunal, whether or not in violation of the domestic law of the country where perpetrated.  

There was no defense for war crimes. The trials were heard by a panel of four judges who each had an alternate. The law applied to the trials were either under international law or the laws of war. See, Kiobel v. Royal Dutch Petroleum Co.  621 F.3d 111, 132-134 (2d Cir. 2010) for an overview of the London Charter.

The remaining living half of the universe all rightfully would want to bring Thanos to justice. It is not known how many alien civilizations there are in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but literally every civilization would have a claim against Thanos for his Mass Extinction Attack (MEA). One option for prosecution Thanos is for “allied” civilizations that work together for his capture to create their own version of the London Charter, whether it is the Hala Charter, the Xandar Conference, or Tarnax II Declaration.

The “Titan Tribunal” would need to have a representative number of judges for the trial of Thanos, but not to the point that a trial would become unmanageable. One option is to look to the major powers of the universe to each send a judge for the proceedings. There would need to be a limit in order to have judicial efficiency, whether the panel has four judges, nine, or ideally not more than twelve. The judicial representatives would elect a “Chief Justice” for case management and evidentiary rulings during testimony. The judges would serve as finders or fact and law in reaching a verdict on the charges against Thanos.

Wakanda should represent Earth in any such proceedings, as Wakanda was location for the battle with Thanos. While the entire population of Earth suffered 50% fatalities, Wakanda has a strong jurisdictional claim as the invaded nation by an alien army. The United States could provide an alternate judge, as New York was invaded once and assaulted before the Battle of Wakanda. 

Charging Thanos for Genocide

The charges against Thanos can be numerous, but there is one overarching crime that cannot be ignored: Genocide.

Genocide is defined (at least in the United States) when someone, “whether in time of peace or in time of war and with the specific intent to destroy, in whole or in substantial part, a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group as such, kills members of that group.” 18 U.S.C. § 1091(a)(1).

The punishment for having caused death is either death OR imprisonment for life and a fine of not more than $ 1,000,000, or both. 18 U.S.C. § 1091(b).

Every allied civilization should be able to agree to a universal charge of genocide against Thanos. The Mad Titan declared war on life for his reason to kill half of all life in the universe. Thanos had the specific intent to destroy half of ALL national, ethnic, racial, and religious groups in the universe. There usually is a form of discrimination in cases of genocide, with one group seeking the destruction of others. Thanos is unique in that he played God in deciding to “thin the herd” of every life form in creation.

The crime of genocide requires the intentional killing of a “substantial part” of a national group (in this case, a species). This was evident where Thanos had the Zen-Whoberis population divided into two groups and one of them slaughtered. 50% of a population would be a “substantial part” for prosecuting Thanos for genocide.  

Prosecutors could prove a case of genocide against Thanos. The act of reducing half of all life to ash should be universally agreed to by every civilization in the galaxy. While there are likely divergent legal systems across the universe, this is one charge all wronged civilizations can agree to for prosecution.

Crimes Against Peace

Thanos could also be charged with crimes against peace. Thanos and his cult followers planned and initiated a war of aggression against life. This included, but was not limited to, the murder of the half of the Zen-Whoberis population; attack on Luphom; attempted invasion of Earth in the Battle of New York; assault on Xandar to recover an Infinity Stone; massacre of Asgardian refugees; attack on New York to kidnap Dr. Stephen Strange for the Time Stone; and invasion of Wakanda to extract the Mind Stone from the Vision.     

All of these actions were in furtherance of Thanos’ plan to exterminate half of all life in the universe. Prosecutors could argue Thanos had a universal war of aggression, which all of his actions had the end game to commit a Mass Extinction Attack.

Terrorism vs War

It is worth noting that Thanos acted independently of any nation-state. His own home world was lost to an environmental disaster. Those who followed Thanos could be described somewhere between a political and religious movement determined to exterminate half the life in the universe. While the “children” of Thanos followed his orders, this was more in line with executing his will, opposed to carrying out a national policy. This makes them sound more like terrorists and less like uniformed members of a military on behalf of a country. This could play a role in prosecuting Thanos and his followers as terrorists or as war criminals.

Judgment at Titan

The crimes of Thanos transcend crimes against humanity into crimes against life. Thanos did everything from kidnap children after murdering their parents to universal genocide. Prosecuting him would be extremely complex, but that is not a reason to withdraw from the rule of law. In Justice Robert Jackson’s opening statement for the war crimes trial of Nazi leaders, Jackson stated the following on the unprecedented nature of the proceedings:

Civilization asks whether law is so laggard as to be utterly helpless to deal with crimes of this magnitude by criminals of this order of importance. It does not expect that you can make war impossible. It does expect that your juridical action will put the forces of international law, its precepts, its prohibitions and, most of all, its sanctions, on the side of peace, so that men and women of good will, in all countries, may have “leave to live by no man’s leave, underneath the law.”

The Avengers have much to avenge after the events of Infinity War. However, a mission to kill Thanos for his crimes would be purely for revenge and not about justice. Holding Thanos accountable for his Mass Extinction Attack with a trial, to expose his twisted beliefs, and convict him for genocide, would send a message to [fictional] genocidal extremists that the rule of law protects life from those who would burn it to ashes.

Royal Captive: The Legality of Princess Leia’s Imprisonment

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Happy Star Wars Day to all! Today marks the day Star Wars fans are bound by Imperial decree to shove aside all other adult responsibilities to instead focus on the galaxy far, far away. To mark the occasion, we’ll be taking up the case of Princess Leia’s imprisonment in A New Hope.

As the movie begins, we catch up with Princess Leia on her terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. After narrowly escaping from the Battle of Scarif, Leia’s mission to bring both the Death Star plans and Obi-Wan back to the Rebellion is cut short by her crazed Sith Lord father. After Vader’s Star Destroyer nearly turns her ship into Swiss cheese, Leia is taken captive and imprisoned on the Death Star.

Rebel scum and sympathizers alike have decried Leia’s treatment at the hands of the Empire, but did the Empire really owe her any protections under international law?

Deleted scene dialogue: “Whatever, dad, like I have to listen to anything you say. Bail and Breha said there’s not a snowball’s chance on Mustafar you’re ever getting custody of me, so don’t try to boss me around.”

Leia is often described as being a “prisoner of war,” or POW, while aboard the Death Star. The logic behind it is pretty straightforward: The Rebel Alliance is at war with the Empire; Leia is a part of the Rebel Alliance and gets captured, which means she’s a POW. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Not so fast, flyboy.

“Prisoner of war” isn’t a blanket term used to describe any enemy fighter who gets captured. On real world battlefields, “POW” is a complex designation that carries a lot of legal significance.

Historically, you were in deep bantha poodoo if you got captured during war. Prisoners had no legal protections and became the property of the victor. They could be killed, sold, or even forced to serve drinks on Jabba’s sail barge in humiliating fashion. The progress towards granting legal protections for POWs advanced about as slowly as a rusty Sandcrawler, even in the United States. During the American Civil War, POWs from both sides suffered untold horrors at the hands of their captors, with 26,486 Southerners and 22,576 Notherners dying in POW camps.

Even nearly 80 years later during World War II the law still had not evolved to fully protect POWs. Prisoners of the Japanese were often subjected to infamously heinous treatment. To the Japanese, the concept of humane treatment of POWs was a foreign one, as they viewed surrendering Soldiers as traitors and a disgrace.

I pity the fool who captures Anakin and then tries to tell him that he’s legally a slave again.

It wasn’t until after World War II that international law finally developed a more robust set of protections for POWs. Under the Geneva Conventions of 1949, POWs were entitled to a host of protections, including humane treatment, protection from violence and intimidation, and medical care, to name just a few. Additionally, POWs are generally considered legally immune for their per-capture acts of war (e.g. killing or destroying military equipment). POWs are also protected from torture, coercion, and threats during interrogation.

But those sweeping protections come with a Death Star sized asterisk: They don’t apply to just any ole’ person captured on the battlefield. The POW status is only available to certain persons on the battlefield in certain types of armed conflict. If that sounds like a confusing set of legal hurdles, that’s because it absolutely is. But to make things simple, we’ll presume that it’s possible for Rebels to qualify as POWs.

“But with the blast shield down, I can’t see any of the other potential legal issues!”

Since not everyone captured on the battlefield is considered a POW, Leia’s fate hinges on how she is classified. Grand Moff Tarkin would scoff at the very idea of affording any sort of protection to the traitorous Princess of Alderaan. Tarkin would coolly point out that Leia’s thin veneer as an innocent politician hid her true status as a high-ranking Rebel spy.

Under both Article 29 of the Hague Convention and Additional Protocol I to the Geneva Conventions, spies are not entitled to POW status. The Geneva Conventions and the U.S. Army Law of Warfare Field Manual 27-10 define espionage as “acting clandestinely (or on false pretenses) to obtain information for transmission back to friendly territory.”

But on the other side of the scale, Leia’s dual role might serve her well. Under international law, belligerent diplomats are afforded POW protections (that phrase should immediately conjure images of Padme blasting waves of droids on Geonosis). To qualify for the truly awesome title of “belligerent diplomat,” you have to both hold a political office and be a member of an armed force.

At first blush, Leia seems to be the dictionary definition of a belligerent diplomat (AKA an aggressive negotiator). After all, she’s the youngest elected Imperial Senator and a rising political star in the galaxy. Leia has also been intimately involved with the Rebellion since its earliest days. Even though she is careful to hide her involvement with the group, there is little doubt that Leia is a member of the Rebel Alliance’s armed forces by the time of A New Hope, having just accompanied the Rebel fleet to Scarif in its single largest military strike.

Nothing to see here. Just a diplomatic ship flying casually over the bustling metropolis of Tatooine. We definitely weren’t the same ship you saw blasting away from Scarif 30 minutes ago.

Given how Rogue One ended, Leia’s claim that she was on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan might seem like a ridiculous lie born of pure desperation. However, Leia is no fool. While her lie might have been a long shot, her words were carefully chosen and incredibly selfless given their legal significance.

As stormtroopers marched her in front of Vader, Leia faced a terrible choice. On one hand, she could admit to being part of the Rebel Alliance. She could have then demanded POW status as a belligerent diplomat. She would have still been imprisoned, but her personal safety would have been guaranteed under the legal protections afforded to POWs.

But Leia fully realized that securing her own safety would in turn risk the lives of countless others. Had she openly admitted to being a Rebel, the Empire would have had damning proof that Alderaan was intertwined with the Rebellion at the highest levels of its government. If Leia–a member of House Organa and the daughter of two of Alderaan’s highest officials–admitted to being a Rebel, the Emperor could easily declare the entire planet as traitors to the Empire. Leia knew that if she handed Palpatine that kind of smoking gun, he could justify any number of hostile actions against Alderaan, from a blockade to a full occupation force.

Instead, Leia chose to gamble with her own life. By playing up the thin façade that she was an innocent diplomat, Leia risked being branded as a spy. In the real world, the Geneva Conventions offer no protection for acts of espionage and spies may be tried under the laws of the capturing nation. Given the Empire’s distaste for Rebels, that likely meant a swift execution. Leia absolutely knew that risk as she stepped in front of Vader.

Leia also undoubtedly realized that getting caught ferrying the Death Star plans under the cover of a diplomatic mission would be the literal textbook definition of espionage. As Leia sent R2-D2 off to the escape pods, Leia had no illusions about her fate. She made no plea for Obi-Wan to come rescue her and had no plans to avail herself of POW protections, given the dear price Alderaan would likely pay as a result.

Leia therefore lied to Vader’s face not because she honestly thought he would buy it, but because it was part of her last full measure to protect her people and the Rebellion.

In the end, Leia didn’t peddle some silly pointless lie after being captured; her words were carefully chosen and had serious legal significance and consequence for her. While Vader and the rest of the Imperials were playing checkers, Leia was playing chess (or Dejarik, if we’re staying in-universe with all references) by using the law of war to protect the Alderaanian people and to help the Rebellion fight another day.

Westworld, Android Hosts, and Identity Theft

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“Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool: the mistake.”

If you’re like me (and 3 million other viewers), you tuned in last week for HBO’s season premiere of Westworld, a classic American science fiction western thriller if there ever was one. The show, which takes place in a technologically advanced Wild-West themed amusement park populated by android “hosts,” takes a look at the darkest parts of human nature. If you could do anything you wanted to others and laws of man or nature don’t apply to you, how would you act?

The technology in Westworld, albeit not new, certainly brings up a lot of legal issues. Human androids—made to look and feel and bleed just like real humans—are effectively treated as computers with advanced artificial intelligence and have no “rights” to speak of. But as the show progresses, we see that the hosts are not satisfied with simply existing to serve as shooting targets for rich human guests. (Psh, anyone who has seen Blade Runner could have told you that.) So how would the government regulate the park to ensure human safety? How would liability attach for those injured by hosts or by fellow guests? Would the law require fail safe switches or certain code to prevent a host uprising? Could the government use forfeiture laws to seize hosts? Are hosts property, even if they grow to have their own personality and are self-aware? All apt questions.

Ford is so lonely he had to invent friends.

After watching this week’s episode, “Reunion,” I was struck by a different question: How would the law address the possibility of creating hosts that look, sound, and act exactly the same as real humans already in existence? In last season’s ninth episode, “The Well-Tempered Clavier,” we learned that one of the main characters, Bernard, is actually a host remade in the image one of the park’s deceased co-founders. Because no one in the park’s staff, save the host’s creator, is aware that the character is a host and not a real person, Bernard is used to perpetrate all sort of fraud (and even murder). Given the potential for widespread abuse, the law would likely need to be updated to protect against this ultimate form of impersonation.

3D printing a copy of what I can only assume is a host copy of Channing Tatum.

1. Fraud and Identity Theft

Identity theft, whether to steal a person’s money, a company’s proprietary tech, or obtain access to a facility, seems to be the most obvious misuse of host technology. “Identity theft” is defined as “[t]he unlawful taking and use of another person’s identifying information for fraudulent purposes.” Black’s Law Dictionary 863 (10th ed. 2014). Under federal law identity theft is a crime, and any person who “knowingly transfers, possesses, or uses, without lawful authority, a means of identification of another person” during or in relation to another enumerated (generally fraud-related) felony, receives an additional two-year sentence. 18 U.S.C.A. § 1028A(a)(1).

Although the term “means of identification” seems to imply the use of an ID card, courts have also held that § 1028A(a)(1) “no doubt covers impersonations” and the use of an ID card is not necessary. United States v. Michael, 882 F.3d 624, 627 (6th Cir. 2018) (use of doctor’s name and ID number); United States v. Berroa, 856 F.3d 141, 156 (1st Cir. 2017) (“[W]e read the term ‘use’ to require that the defendant attempt to pass him or herself off as another person or purport to take some other action on another person’s behalf.”); United States v. Medlock, 792 F.3d 700, 712 (6th Cir. 2015) (forging a physician’s signature). Therefore, laws relating to identity theft would likely cover the surreptitious use of a lookalike host to perpetrate a fraud; however, federal laws could need to be updated to explicitly outlaw the use of “a person’s likeness” during fraudulent ventures.

I mean, yea she killed tons of people, but who hasn’t massacred a town of frontier settlers?

2. Criminal Impersonation

Under federal law, it is also illegal to “pretend[] to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States . . ., or in such pretended character demand[] or obtain[] any money, paper, document, or thing of value[.]” 18 U.S.C. § 912. While this statute ostensibly protects against the use of hosts pretending to be federal employees or work for the federal government, it is unclear whether a host could be prosecuted as a non-human or the creator of the host would be subject to indictment. My guess is that (1) the law would be interpreted to necessarily criminalize the indirect use of hosts for such a purpose, (2) Congress would add a law doing so, and (3) prosecutors could bring conspiracy charges against human principal. Problematically, however, this law only extends as far as the authority of the federal government is being “invoked” by the impersonator.

State law, on the other hand, fills that gap. In Washington, for example, it is a felony for a person to do “an act in his or her assumed character with intent to defraud another or for any other unlawful purpose[.]” RCW 9A.60.040(1)(A). See also Cal. Penal Code § 529(a)(3); N.Y. Penal Law § 190.25. And while the human principal may also evade charges directly under these statutes for the host’s actions, many states have criminalized participation in such a fraudulent scheme as well.  See N.Y. Penal Law § 190.60 (“A person is guilty of a scheme to defraud in the second degree when he engages in a scheme constituting a systematic ongoing course of conduct with intent to defraud more than one person or to obtain property from more than one person by false or fraudulent pretenses, representations or promises, and so obtains property from one or more of such persons.”).

Careful what you ask for in terms of relief, Ford’s been trying to unload his wall of creepy heads for a long time.

3. Civil Remedies

While some may take solace in the government clamping down on the use of hosts as lookalikes, the victims of these fraudulent impersonations would also seek a civil remedy. Aside from civil actions stemming from criminal prosecutions of the aforementioned crimes, see Cal. Penal Code § 496(c), and conversion (i.e. civil theft) claims, see Hooten v. State for Use of Cross Cty., 178 S.W. 310, 312 (Ark. 1915) (“Anything which is the subject of property, and is of a personal nature, is the subject of conversion.”), victims of host impersonation could also bring claims for appropriation of likeness under the right of publicity.

To assert such a claim, the plaintiff would have to show “(1) the defendant’s use of the plaintiff’s identity; (2) the appropriation of plaintiff’s name or likeness to defendant’s advantage, commercially or otherwise; (3) lack of consent; and (4) resulting injury.” Eastwood v. Superior Court, 149 Cal. App. 3d 409, 417 (1983) (applying California law). See, e.g., White v. Samsung Elecs. Am., Inc., 971 F.2d 1395, 1397 (9th Cir. 1992) (“[Defendants] used a robot with mechanical features, and not, for example, a manikin molded to White’s precise features. Without deciding for all purposes when a caricature or impressionistic resemblance might become a ‘likeness,’ we agree with the district court that the robot at issue here was not White’s ‘likeness’ within the meaning of [California law].”). Because state law differs, some statutes may only recognize commercial injury and appropriation, see Nev. Rev. Stat. Ann. § 597.810; Cal. Civ. Code § 3344, but also provide for statutory damages to provide a minimum recovery for non-celebrities and “to discourage such appropriation,” Hetter v. Eighth Judicial Dist. Court of State In & For Cty. of Clark, P.2d 762, 765 (Nev. 1994).

As if pissed off hosts wasn’t enough to deal with.

4. Permissible or Legal Uses

While the skeptic in me automatically assumes these lookalike hosts will be used for the worst, there are many possible uses that the government would want to protect. In the event the human consents to the creation of an identical host, no criminal or civil action would or should lie. Non-fraudulent use as stand-ins for actors in movies would negate sick days or delays in shooting. Dignitaries and heads of state would surely have host lookalikes to act as decoys in high security situations. Rich, unethical fathers may even want an identical host to attend their child’s boring recital, a parent-teacher conference, or his spouse’s favorite ballet. These beneficial uses (in addition to those identified graphically in Westworld), however, assume that consent was obtained.

Unauthorized or unconsented to uses of lookalike hosts also have their place in our hypothetical world. Under the First Amendment, appropriation of a person’s likeness for the purpose of parody is expressly protected. See Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). Some states protect the use of a person’s likeness in the context of a dramatic work. See Joplin Enters. v. Allen, 795 F. Supp. 349 (W.D. Wash. 1992) (applying Washington law). Moreover, celebrity impersonations by hosts used in noncommercial speech are protected under the First Amendment unless done with “actual malice.” Hoffman v. Capital Cities/ABC, Inc., 255 F.3d 1180, 1186 (9th Cir. 2001). While the bounds of these uses would have to play out in court, I could imagine that the historical and jurisprudential application of First Amendment protections would apply to irreverent and unauthorized host use as well.

5. Conclusion

While the prospect of perfectly accurate and indistinguishable host lookalikes is terrifying at first glance, it appears the law (as it stands) would protect against malicious use of this technology in fraudulent ways. Federal and state legislatures, however, would definitely look to expand or adjust criminal and civil statutes to address the principal human’s role in any such scheme. Given the close hold that the Delos Corporation (parent corporation and owner of the Westworld park) has over the host technology, when and how the government or victims would become aware of host fraud is another matter entirely. I mean, we’re still waiting for Bernard to fully remember that he is a host and tell someone he isn’t ordered to kill.

Random Thoughts:

  • Considering the complexity of all the host-related issues, I think the U.S. Government would establish an agency to regulate hosts. The “Android Administrative Agency” seems like a perfect name, notwithstanding the inevitable “Triple A/AAA” trademark infringement issue.
  • It appears that hosts are biologically almost identical to humans. We have not seen any technology to verify who is human and who is host. I think that outside of private places (home, amusement park) that hosts may need identifiable markings or means of identification, just like vehicle license plates.
  • Sex plays a big role in Westworld and I can’t even imagine the market for replica celebrity hosts in a brothel. Or maybe celebrities would just cash in and license their rights?
  • I would totally send my identical host to the DMV to wait out the line for me. Criminal charges be damned.
  • Good thing we aren’t super close to realistic human android technology, right?