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Weird Science at the SHIELD Academy

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Back in my day in the 1980s, socially awkward geniuses just used science to make a woman out of a doll. Advanced weapon systems on a B1 bomber with a laser were used to pop the largest Jiffy Pop Popcorn even.

SHIELD-IceColdBut at the SHIELD Academy, awkward cadets freeze people with a higher success rate than Dr. Horrible and create lethal super storms in Sharknado-sized acts of treason.

What obligations would the SHIELD Academy have to its students to protect them from the actions of other students who were “bad seeds”?

The answer at a high school school would be fairly easy.

In a case whether a student made a knife in metal shop (back in 1956) and another student was injured by a third student throwing the knife, the Court of Appeal reversed the judgment for the Defendant. The Court held the teacher could have seen the knife throwing and the issue should have gone to the jury. Lilienthal v. San Leandro Unified School Dist., 139 Cal. App. 2d 453, 455
(Cal. App. 1st Dist. 1956).

In a case where a student was injured by a student in the science lab after school, a Court again found the teacher and school district would be responsible, despite it being after school. Nash v Port Wash. Union Free School Dist., 83 A.D.3d 136, 139 (N.Y. App.
Div. 2d Dep’t 2011).

The SHIELD Academy does not have high school age students, but adults. What are the rules with colleges keeping students safe from other students?

Many Courts take the view that there is no “special relationship” between college students and a college to protect them from a third party harming the students. Crow v. State of California, 222 Cal. App. 3d 192, 200 (Cal. App. 3d Dist. 1990). Or as one Court explained, “colleges today in general have no legal duty to shield their students from the dangerous activity of other students.” Eiseman v. State, 70 N.Y.2d 175, 189 (N.Y. 1987). Simply put, Courts did not want to turn colleges into parents with the responsibility of making sure students were in bed with a curfew.

SHIELDDormRoomOther Courts have taken a very different view and have allowed some liability for a college. As one Court explained:

“The university is not an insurer of the safety of its students nor a policeman of student morality, nonetheless, it has a duty to regulate and supervise foreseeable dangerous activities occurring on its property. That duty extends to the negligent or intentional activities of third persons. Because of the extensive freedom enjoyed by the modern university student, the duty of the university to regulate and supervise should be limited to those instances where it exercises control. Situations arising out of the ownership of land, within the contemplation of § 344, involving student invitees present on the property for the purposes permitted them are within such limitations.”

Furek v. University of Delaware, 594 A.2d 506, 521-522 (Del. 1991).

Further drawing a distinction between a college and the SHIELD Academy is the fact SHIELD is closer to a military academy with cadets. In theory, this creates an employer-employee relationship, not to mention an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution.

Dorm room inspections probably were the norm at the Ops SHIELD Academy. However, given the fact Fitz said his dorm room had laundry on the floor, this likely was not the case at SHIELD’s Science Academy.

Two cadets at the SHIELD Academy built a “freeze bomb” that turned into a WMD in a student dorm room for sale to an international terrorist. Such a device certainly violated SHIELD Academy rules, plus a few Federal and state laws.

SHIELDDormInspectionsSHIELD has a high likelihood of liability for the actions of their students. First, the “freeze bomb” was built in a dorm room and likely in violation of many Academy rules. Students playing mad scientist on school property scream liability. Moreover, the Academy would have an obligation to protect its students as a landlord and as an employer to provide a safe environment for the cadets. WMD’s being built in dorms are absolutely not a safe environment.

Second, the cadets are learning how to develop advanced weapons and other dangerous technology at the Academy. Cameras and other security measures were mentioned by Simmons, thus explaining the existence of the “boiler room” turned bar without the administration’s oversight (and probably violating all laws on liquor licenses). Given the fact the Academy was on notice of possible threats, as evidence by the security measures, this also might be a factor in finding some liability for the school.

That being said, the material used to design the “freeze bombs” were funded by a third party and not with material from the Academy. The cadets were also able to maintain the device’s secret until they launched their plan. All of these actions could be superseding factors to limit liability for SHIELD for the property damage from the storm and any injured cadets.

How Do You Prosecute the Possessed?

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Sleepy Hollow hands down is my favorite show of the season. However, the episode The Vessel posed an unnatural legal question: How do you prosecute anyone for the murders by the possessed? The episode’s body count included two police officers and one priest at a safe house. Captain Frank Irving needed to tell the District Attorney something about a head being rotated 180 degrees and extremely broken bodies.

SleepyHollowStampAll three victims died in the line of duty, especially the Priest who challenged a demon face-to-face. All deserve better than being wrapped in rugs or elaborate cover stories of a biker gang that left no evidence.

So, who would a DA charge? The last living possessed person was Irving’s daughter Macey. While possessed, Macey as “the vessel” killed one of the police officers and the priest. If the DA decided to prosecute a child in a wheelchair, New York state allows a person between the ages of 13 to 15 to be criminally responsible for second degree murder. NY CLS Penal § 30.00. New York defines murder in the second degree as follows:

1. With intent to cause the death of another person, he causes the death of such person or of a third person; except that in any prosecution under this subdivision, it is an affirmative defense that:
      (a) The defendant acted under the influence of extreme emotional disturbance for which there was a reasonable explanation or excuse, the reasonableness of which is to be determined from the viewpoint of a person in the defendant’s situation under the circumstances as the defendant believed them to be. Nothing contained in this paragraph shall constitute a defense to a prosecution for, or preclude a conviction of, manslaughter in the first degree or any other crime; or
      (b) The defendant’s conduct consisted of causing or aiding, without the use of duress or deception, another person to commit suicide. Nothing contained in this paragraph shall constitute a defense to a prosecution for, or preclude a conviction of, manslaughter in the second degree or any other crime;

NY CLS Penal § 125.25.

Macey has a very strong affirmative defense: she was possessed. A defense attorney could argue the possession was an “extreme emotional disturbance.” This effectively would be an insanity defense that Macey was not responsible for snapping the priest’s neck and killing the police officer. Additionally, the possession would be the affirmative defense of a “mental disease or defect,” because Macey lacked the capacity to know the nature and consequences of her conduct or that he conduct was wrong, thus providing a total legal defense to any possible charges against her. NY CLS Penal § 40.15.

There are cases where defendants unsuccessfully argued the insanity defense because of demons or spirits, but in the fictional world of Sleepy Hollow, Macey would have a good defense if charged. (See, People v. Kashney, 129 Ill. App. 3d 218 (Ill. App. Ct. 1st Dist. 1984) or Carroll v. State, 815 So. 2d 601, 611 (Fla. 2002)).

Now, whether or not Abby and Crane could argue the necessity defense for stealing the lamp is another story….

 

The Golden Globes Were #$%@ Awesome!

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I love award shows.  Actually, I really only love the big three: the Oscars, the Golden Globes, and the Emmys.  The Oscars I watch for the drama and the dresses.  The Globes I watch for the fun.  And the Emmys I watch because I love television.  The Emmys are generally third on the list, although Ellen’s performance hosting 9/11 was a unique and significant moment on its own (and I still sing this song from Conan when he hosted the Emmys).

The Globes have always been fun, in large part thanks to the fact that they serve alcohol during the show so presenters and recipients can get a bit tipsy.  But Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have brought the show to entirely new levels.  Last year’s lines about James Cameron and Taylor Swift were fantastic, but this year’s quips about Clooney and DiCaprio were even better (plus, Tina got a dig back at Taylor!).

Meanwhile, some award winners were so shocked last night they resorted to cursing during the show.  There was obviously some sort of delay, although it wasn’t handled well and at least one “shit” made it through during the evening.  So what does this  mean for the Golden Globes and NBC?  Could they get in trouble with the FCC?

Probably not.  About a year and a half ago, the United States Supreme Court unanimously ruled in FCC v. Fox Television Stations that the FCC targeting “fleeting” expletives (in this case uttered by performers on Fox’s Billboard Music Award shows in 2002 and 2003) was unconstitutional under the Due Process Clause.  But they left open the possibility that the FCC could still regulate fleeting expletives if they could comply with due process.  In response, this past year the FCC chair proposed a change in policy, where only “egregious” indecency complaints would be pursued by the agency.

(Ironically, the last time Bono won a Golden Globe, back in 2003, he cursed and the FCC found that the expletive was indecent but didn’t fine the Globes or NBC.  Even more ironically, at the same time, Stern did receive a fine from the FCC.  This was before his move to satellite radio, of course.)

So, assuming the FCC’s new policy is enacted, NBC and the Golden Globes will probably not get fined for last night’s slips.  The FCC hasn’t commented yet on whether it will investigate but either way there will be people unhappy.  I will continue to be happy, however, so long as Amy and Tina keep on hosting award shows!

 

Playing Doctor on Agents of SHIELD

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The Agents of SHIELD episode “The Magical Place” revealed Phill Coulson’s recovery was not in Tahiti, but a SHIELD base or helicarrier. Agent Coulson was resurrected through medical procedures amounting to “super science” that “no ethical doctor” would do.

What are the legal issues with performing medical experiments on Coulson’s dead body to bring him back to life? Let’s take Lola for a spin to find out.

Lola&DeadBodyIs it Safe?

Medical experimentation in California requires “informed consent” of the test subject. Moreover, California law is specifically designed to give legal effect to the Nuremberg Code of Ethics in Medical Research and Declaration of Helsinki to prohibit unethical experiments on living human beings. Cal Health & Saf Code § 24171. Removing a person’s skull cap for experimentation would violate the provision against causing unnecessary physical and mental suffering.

InformedConsent_CoulsonProblem: Coulson was dead at the time of the experiments. The dead cannot give informed consent, short of an advanced health directive or a “Do Not Resuscitate” order that was issued while alive.

Dead Can Dance

Many states prohibit removing a corpse from a grave for medical or surgical study. See, State v. Glass, 27 Ohio App. 2d 214, 222-223 (Ohio Ct. App., Brown County 1971), discussing the Revised Statutes of 1880 as Section 7034.

SHIELD_AdvancedHeathDirectiveAs Coulson had not been buried yet, SHIELD likely would have a defense that such a statute was not violated, because there had been no “grave robbing” for science. SHIELD also may have had the legal right to control the disposal of Coulson’s body. States such as California specifically outline who has the right to control the disposition of a human body, starting with an agent with the power of attorney; followed by a competent surviving spouse; followed by surviving adult children; followed by surviving parents, followed by siblings; and finally, followed by another competent adult relative. Cal Health & Saf Code § 7100. If none of these individuals exist, then either a conservator or a public administrator is appointed with the task. Id.

Agent Coulson was unmarried, no children and no surviving parents. However, given the inherently dangerous nature of working for SHIELD, one would hope the employment agreement or an HR document would include a provision for disposing of an agent’s body in the event of their death. Alternatively, it would not be surprising if agents appointed fellow agents to serve as their “agent” with the power of attorney in the event of their death.

desecration_reanimateIf Coulson had a prior agreement with SHIELD about medical treatment and disposal of his remains, Nick Fury might have been within his legal right to order the experiments (Fury also might have technically ordered the desecration of a corpse under 10 USC § 934 if Coulson had not returned to life). Whether the doctors were within their ethical duty to perform such experiments is problematic at best. Further complicating the issue, not performing the medical experiments would have left Coulson dead. The “injury” was bringing Coulson back to life with memories of being on Tahiti. Those facts would make for a very unique wrongful life case.

 

Virtual Mobs on Almost Human

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Almost Human continues to be one of my favorite new shows. The episode Simon Says touched on issues of car jacking, duress, bank robbery of bitcoin, online dating, computer and cyber forensics, plus some interesting legal twists for anyone who thinks about eDiscovery.

AlmostHuman_BitcoinThe plot of Simon Says involved a villain who targeted those who had wronged him by placing a bomb in a collar device on them. The victims had to perform specific tasks or else the bomb would detonate.

The villain broadcast the suffering of those with the bomb collars on the “dark net.” The torture of a ticking bomb was streamed to a chat room where viewers could viciously comment on the victim’s plight.

A District Attorney would not have a shortage of video and computer evidence to convict the villain of first degree murder for first victim, a banker. Cal Pen Code § 189 states:

All murder which is perpetrated by means of a destructive device or explosive, a weapon of mass destruction, knowing use of ammunition designed primarily to penetrate metal or armor, poison, lying in wait, torture, or by any other kind of willful, deliberate, and premeditated killing, or which is committed in the perpetration of, or attempt to perpetrate, arson, rape, carjacking, robbery, burglary, mayhem, kidnapping, train wrecking, or any act punishable under Section 206, 286, 288, 288a, or 289, or any murder which is perpetrated by means of discharging a firearm from a motor vehicle, intentionally at another person outside of the vehicle with the intent to inflict death, is murder of the first degree. All other kinds of murders are of the second degree.

Cal Pen Code § 189.

The first victim was sprayed with a chemical to be knocked out, followed by a bomb collar being placed around his neck. A bomb collar is without question a destructive device. Moreover, the villain was “lying in wait” for the victim in order to spray him with the knock-out chemical. A DA could unquestioningly prove this was a premeditated killing with a bomb.

The next two victims were not killed, thus giving two additional charges of attempted murder that could be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Now for the interesting question: What about the 3000+ viewers on the “dark net”?

The comments ranged from “Is this real?” to encouraging the villain to detonate the bomb.

AlmostHuman_VirtualRiotIf a DA wanted to send a powerful message that online mobs will not be tolerated, the state could charge everyone in the chat room as inciting a riot under California Penal Code § 404. The code states:

Any use of force or violence, disturbing the public peace, or any threat to use force or violence, if accompanied by immediate power of execution, by two or more persons acting together, and without authority of law, is a riot.

Cal Pen Code § 404(a).

The identities of the viewers could be determined from IP addresses. Charges could be filled on the basis that the chat room enabled several thousand people to act together to encourage the villain to unlawfully kill others with the explosive devices. The immediate execution of power to detonate the bomb was solely in the hands of the villain by remote, but so was the encouragement to kill. The chat and immediate actions of the villain should be enough to show “two or more persons acting together.” While it is untested to have a virtual riot, a DA would test the code on the simple truth that 3,000 people encouraging the murder of another human being cannot be tolerated.

Thank You for Voting “Geek” in the ABA Journal Blawg 100

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Jessica and I are deeply honored for everyone who voted for us in the “For Fun” category of the ABA Journal Blawg 100. Thank you. It is great to have won the most votes in our category in our first year on the Blawg 100.

Once again, thank you for your vote and reading our blog.

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2013: A Year of Bow Ties and Starships

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As the sun sets on 2013, Jessica and I reflect on the top “geek” moments of the passed year. There are bow ties, super heroes, Time Lords, Starships and of course, lawyers.

As 2014 dawns, we wish everyone very successful New Year.