Stormtrooper Body Armor has an express warranty to protect against blaster energy, heat energy, cold energy, kinetic, piercing, slashing, and poison. The following mock depositions were recorded for our WonderCon mock trial, where Stormtroopers sued for injuries sustained from body armor that failed to protect against the primate projectile weapons of Ewoks at the Battle of Endor. Do they have a case? Or will Stormtroopers continue to get the short end of the stick?
Mock Deposition of TK-812, Stormtrooper Legion Union, on behalf of its injured members, Stormtrooper Nos. TK-1977, plaintiff, v. Ishiro Military Equipment, Inc., a Galactic Corporation, defendant; The Galactic Empire, intervenor.
Mock Deposition of Major Willis R. Hausen, Stormtrooper Legion Union, on behalf of its injured members, Stormtrooper Nos. TK-1977, plaintiff, v. Ishiro Military Equipment, Inc., a Galactic Corporation, defendant; The Galactic Empire, intervenor.
